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Alexandra
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Posted: Jan 20, 2018 - 8:14pm

The episode of Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee with Ricky Gervais, and how Ricky kept nervously complaining about the ride in the Austin Heeley!


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Posted: Jan 19, 2018 - 5:01pm


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Posted: Jan 19, 2018 - 3:58am

Poorly translated user guides.
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Posted: Jan 18, 2018 - 2:57pm


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Posted: Jan 15, 2018 - 2:43pm

Singing this to Weezie who was telling me it was dinner time. "No subtle dogs ..."


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Posted: Jan 14, 2018 - 2:16pm

 hayduke2 wrote:

 

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

 

Here are the winners:

 

1. Cashtration (n.):  The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

 

2. Ignoranus:  A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

 

3. Intaxication:  Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

 

4. Reintarnation:  Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

 

5. Bozone (n.):  The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.  The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

 

6. Foreploy:  Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

 

7. Giraffiti:  Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

 

8. Sarchasm:  The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it

 

9. Inoculatte:  To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

 

10. Osteopornosis:  A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

 

11. Karmageddon:  It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right?  And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

 

12. Decafhalon (n):  The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

 

13. Glibido:  All talk and no action.

 

14. Dopeler Effect:  The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

 

15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.):  The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web

 

16. Beelzebug (n.):  Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

 

17. Caterpallor (n.): The colour you turn when you discover half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

 

 

The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.

And the winners are:

 

1.  Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs.

 

2.  Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.

 

3.  Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

 

4.  Esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.

 

5.  Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.

 

6.  Negligent, adj. Absent mindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.

 

7.  Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp.

 

8.  Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.

 

9.  Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

 

10. Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline.

 

11. Testicle, n A humorous question on an exam.

 

12. Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

 

13. Pokemon, n.  A Rastafarian proctologist.

 

 



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hayduke2

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Posted: Jan 14, 2018 - 2:03pm

 

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

 

Here are the winners:

 

1. Cashtration (n.):  The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

 

2. Ignoranus:  A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

 

3. Intaxication:  Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

 

4. Reintarnation:  Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

 

5. Bozone (n.):  The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.  The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

 

6. Foreploy:  Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

 

7. Giraffiti:  Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

 

8. Sarchasm:  The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it

 

9. Inoculatte:  To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

 

10. Osteopornosis:  A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

 

11. Karmageddon:  It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right?  And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

 

12. Decafhalon (n):  The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

 

13. Glibido:  All talk and no action.

 

14. Dopeler Effect:  The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

 

15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.):  The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web

 

16. Beelzebug (n.):  Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

 

17. Caterpallor (n.): The colour you turn when you discover half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

 

 

The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.

And the winners are:

 

1.  Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs.

 

2.  Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.

 

3.  Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

 

4.  Esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.

 

5.  Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.

 

6.  Negligent, adj. Absent mindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.

 

7.  Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp.

 

8.  Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.

 

9.  Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

 

10. Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline.

 

11. Testicle, n A humorous question on an exam.

 

12. Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

 

13. Pokemon, n.  A Rastafarian proctologist.

 

 


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Posted: Jan 13, 2018 - 7:56pm

Anything by Kat Williams. The only funny urban comic in rotation today. Apparently he is a rapper too. He did the music for his 2018 special. 


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Posted: Jan 13, 2018 - 12:52pm

 meower wrote:


 
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Posted: Jan 13, 2018 - 12:32pm


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Posted: Jan 13, 2018 - 3:31am

 Antigone wrote:


 
There's that word again.
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Posted: Jan 12, 2018 - 5:15pm


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Posted: Jan 12, 2018 - 8:14am

Laughing at myself for plugging my iPhone into a charger behind my desk, and then "losing" (forgetting) it. I panicked when I couldn't "find" it! Well, I got to use the "Find iPhone" feature on my iPad though.
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Posted: Jan 12, 2018 - 7:53am

The workplace PA is playing "Total Eclipse of the Heart", and the entire staff is singing along. 
ScottFromWyoming
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Posted: Jan 11, 2018 - 10:41am

Bill's segue from Nugent to Elvis Costello...
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Posted: Jan 10, 2018 - 2:26pm

Listening to the two others in this office try to clarify for each other what a guy said. He's selling a mirrored chest, whatever. 

Myrrh?
Murrah.
Murrah?
Mere.
Merde.
You know, like a murred chest?
Murrah. That's what I said. 
Mare, maybe.


Proclivities
“If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
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Posted: Jan 10, 2018 - 4:13am

 hayduke2 wrote: 
Sigourney Weaver's uncle.  That version actually isn't as bad as John Denver's cover.  (you have been forewarned).
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Posted: Jan 8, 2018 - 12:32pm

                 Doodles Weaver - Eleanor Rigby               
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Posted: Jan 7, 2018 - 9:49am

 FANTASTIC!  THANK YOU Prodigal_SOB  : )

Prodigal_SOB wrote:

Could have been worse.   They could have been named Ebola or something similar.
 
 
  

 


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