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Posted: Feb 15, 2018 - 5:51am

I fell for these sweethearts Valentine's night... boy can they toss the hammer!
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Posted: Feb 13, 2018 - 4:54pm

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Posted: Feb 13, 2018 - 4:17pm






Dave Schwartz is back with more Olympic puns...

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Posted: Feb 12, 2018 - 3:51pm

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olympic puns, there must be a brazilian of them. 
 
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Posted: Feb 12, 2018 - 3:12pm

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olympic puns, there must be a brazilian of them. 
 
Pfunny!

Now for sexy:  PURE GOLD

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Posted: Aug 18, 2016 - 1:27pm

olympic puns, there must be a brazilian of them. 
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Posted: Aug 18, 2016 - 1:06pm

This topic rings a bell.
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Posted: Aug 18, 2016 - 1:06pm

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From an ongoing email discussion whose address list I find myself on.

2500 years ago a slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee (pronounced Get-offa'-me) was attending a great athletic festival in Greece. This festival had no name. In those days the athletes performed naked (believe it or not).

To prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed freely on drink containing saltpeter before and throughout the variety of events.

At the opening ceremonial parade, Gedophamee observed the first wave of naked athletic males marching toward her and she exclaimed: "Oh! Limp pricks!"

Over the next two and a half millennia that expression morphed into "Olympics".

Just thought I'd share this new found knowledge with you.

I don't think that explanation would stand up in court.

Tennis and basketball are in the Olympics, so it does stand up in court.

Not enough salt peter.


 
That's Rio interesting...
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Posted: Aug 18, 2016 - 11:54am

From an ongoing email discussion whose address list I find myself on.

2500 years ago a slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee (pronounced Get-offa'-me) was attending a great athletic festival in Greece. This festival had no name. In those days the athletes performed naked (believe it or not).

To prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed freely on drink containing saltpeter before and throughout the variety of events.

At the opening ceremonial parade, Gedophamee observed the first wave of naked athletic males marching toward her and she exclaimed: "Oh! Limp pricks!"

Over the next two and a half millennia that expression morphed into "Olympics".

Just thought I'd share this new found knowledge with you.

I don't think that explanation would stand up in court.

Tennis and basketball are in the Olympics, so it does stand up in court.

Not enough salt peter.



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Posted: Aug 22, 2008 - 3:13pm

I walked into my favorite sandwich shop; you can get whatever you want.  I said, "I'll have a ham, errrrr, throw some Chinese Chicken Salad in there too."  But on the way out, a broad jumped me and stole my sandwich, so I had to buy another one.  "Bei-Jing" went the cash register.
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Posted: Aug 22, 2008 - 12:23pm

bokey wrote:
trekhead wrote:
Olympics,

maybe this one should be shot,put away and left alone...


Usayin' this is a slow topic?



I think we should Discus the fact that many are boycotting these Olympic Puns.

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Posted: Aug 22, 2008 - 10:31am

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Let me Czech. . . . less than one page by noon. . . yup! Its slow.

 

 That's slo vaking sad {#No}


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Posted: Aug 22, 2008 - 10:28am

 bokey wrote:
 trekhead wrote:
Olympics,

maybe this one should be shot,put away and left alone...

 
 Usayin' this is a slow topic?

 

Let me Czech....less than one page by noon...yup! Its slow.
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Posted: Aug 22, 2008 - 9:33am

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Olympics,

maybe this one should be shot, put away and left alone. . .

 
 Usayin' this is a slow topic?


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Posted: Aug 22, 2008 - 9:25am

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Next to the Swede dish.


Now you're fencing me in!!

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Posted: Aug 22, 2008 - 9:23am

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Maybe we shouldn't medal with this one...



Naw!  This is a softball subject.

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Posted: Aug 22, 2008 - 8:50am

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put away where? in the pole vault?
 

 This Olympics is all about the corporate  $$$$$  vault. My cousin( who missed out due to being hurt in 1976 and  the boycott in 1980) would be turning over in his grave if he was dead.



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Posted: Aug 22, 2008 - 8:38am

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Yah, mon, I helped me friend Katherine do some yard work.  It took two hours to mow de Kath lawn!

 

Hi, Dive, er...I mean Dave!  {#Wave}
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Yah, mon, I helped me friend Katherine do some yard work.  It took two hours to mow de Kath lawn!
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