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Baseball, anyone? - haresfur - May 20, 2018 - 4:46pm
 
BillyGee's Greatest Segues - SeriousLee - May 20, 2018 - 4:07pm
 
The Dragons' Roost - Red_Dragon - May 20, 2018 - 3:50pm
 
Fake News*  ?  ! - R_P - May 20, 2018 - 2:57pm
 
Stuff I've Said Out Loud - Antigone - May 20, 2018 - 2:46pm
 
PUNS - BIRDS - oldviolin - May 20, 2018 - 2:13pm
 
Race in America - R_P - May 20, 2018 - 1:52pm
 
Bad Poetry - ScottFromWyoming - May 20, 2018 - 1:50pm
 
What makes you smile? - Steely_D - May 20, 2018 - 12:14pm
 
Things You Thought Today - Antigone - May 20, 2018 - 12:00pm
 
What Are You Going To Do Today? - Antigone - May 20, 2018 - 11:03am
 
Name My Band - helenofjoy - May 20, 2018 - 9:33am
 
Is Wikipedia Objective? - maryte - May 20, 2018 - 8:20am
 
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What are you listening to now? - SeriousLee - May 20, 2018 - 7:22am
 
More reggae, less Marley please - sirdroseph - May 20, 2018 - 6:26am
 
Beer - sirdroseph - May 20, 2018 - 6:23am
 
songs that ROCK! - R_P - May 20, 2018 - 2:03am
 
Iran - richskarma - May 19, 2018 - 11:05pm
 
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Mixtape Culture Club - ColdMiser - May 19, 2018 - 5:18pm
 
Radio Paradise on the Amazon Echo - jarro - May 19, 2018 - 4:30pm
 
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RP Daily Trivia Challenge - maryte - May 19, 2018 - 10:52am
 
What are you reading now? - triskele - May 19, 2018 - 5:49am
 
What Are You Grateful For? - triskele - May 19, 2018 - 5:47am
 
The Truth Unfolds - SeriousLee - May 19, 2018 - 4:52am
 
Country Up The Bumpkin - SeriousLee - May 19, 2018 - 4:26am
 
OMG how I hate the sound of Joni Mitchell singing.... - ColdMiser - May 19, 2018 - 4:17am
 
Name My Album - SeriousLee - May 19, 2018 - 2:08am
 
New Music - R_P - May 19, 2018 - 12:35am
 
Those Silly FBI Guys! - kurtster - May 18, 2018 - 10:24pm
 
Unusual News - kcar - May 18, 2018 - 8:13pm
 
hallucinogenic drugs - kcar - May 18, 2018 - 8:07pm
 
Pernicious Pious Proclivities Particularized Prodigiously - R_P - May 18, 2018 - 3:01pm
 
Things We Shouldn't Have To Say - Steely_D - May 18, 2018 - 2:58pm
 
The Global War on Terror - R_P - May 18, 2018 - 1:17pm
 
Proposed Crime of the Century: - haresfur - May 18, 2018 - 1:08pm
 
Bitcoin - Steely_D - May 18, 2018 - 1:04pm
 
Rock Movies/Documentaries - Proclivities - May 18, 2018 - 11:43am
 
The War On Drugs = Fail - Proclivities - May 18, 2018 - 11:42am
 
Regarding dogs - R_P - May 18, 2018 - 11:39am
 
Propaganda - Proclivities - May 18, 2018 - 10:35am
 
Celebrity Deaths - Antigone - May 18, 2018 - 8:50am
 
FLAC stream - marco79cgn - May 18, 2018 - 8:30am
 
Roku Soundbridge M1000 - STOPPED WORKING! HELP! - adam8021x - May 18, 2018 - 7:15am
 
Quick! I need a chicken... - Proclivities - May 18, 2018 - 6:54am
 
Palestine - R_P - May 17, 2018 - 10:49pm
 
Those lovable acronym guys & gals - R_P - May 17, 2018 - 8:47pm
 
Israel - R_P - May 17, 2018 - 7:32pm
 
HomeKit HomePod AppleTV - Steely_D - May 17, 2018 - 6:02pm
 
illegal immigrants - kcar - May 17, 2018 - 5:30pm
 
True Confessions - Coaxial - May 17, 2018 - 4:39pm
 
Vinyl Only Spin List - kurtster - May 17, 2018 - 1:34pm
 
Climate Change - pigtail - May 17, 2018 - 10:04am
 
oh boy CAKE! - Coaxial - May 17, 2018 - 6:55am
 
How's the weather? - Coaxial - May 17, 2018 - 6:05am
 
Radio Paradise Flac in Volumio - bigbargain - May 17, 2018 - 6:02am
 
YouTube: Music-Videos - sirdroseph - May 17, 2018 - 2:56am
 
Live Music - R_P - May 16, 2018 - 10:11pm
 
RPeep News You Should Know - Red_Dragon - May 16, 2018 - 7:52pm
 
Economix - R_P - May 16, 2018 - 3:20pm
 
Unresearched Conspiracy Theories - JrzyTmata - May 16, 2018 - 12:14pm
 
Alexa, what's playing error - jarro - May 16, 2018 - 11:59am
 
North Korea - sirdroseph - May 16, 2018 - 11:57am
 
Coffee - Steely_D - May 16, 2018 - 9:57am
 
Things that make you go Hmmmm..... - Antigone - May 16, 2018 - 9:53am
 
Design-Creative - Proclivities - May 16, 2018 - 8:05am
 
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Posted: Feb 27, 2018 - 5:19pm

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and then have to wipe up the floor around the toilet.

 
Saw a doctor talk about his (rather sexist) idea for classes in Men's Health for Women and Women's Health for Men. In the former he suggested, pee sprayed behind the toilet, all over the walls, etc. = good. Pee dribbles on the floor in front = get him to go to the doctor.
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Posted: Feb 27, 2018 - 5:09pm

You sit down in the big chair after dinner, put your head back for a second ... and sleep for an hour. {#Sleep}
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Posted: Feb 27, 2018 - 3:17pm

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You hold your hands expectantly under the bathroom faucet at home, waiting for warm water to gush out.
 

no soap?
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Posted: Feb 27, 2018 - 1:48pm

Thanks, you guys really know how to lift a guy's spirits.{#Rolleyes}{#Roflol}
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Posted: Feb 27, 2018 - 1:33pm

 Steely_D did not write:

and then have to wipe up the floor around the toilet  hamper

 
{#Shifty}
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Posted: Feb 27, 2018 - 1:29pm

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and then have to pee after getting your hands wet.

 
and then have to wipe up the floor around the toilet.
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Posted: Feb 27, 2018 - 1:21pm

 aflanigan wrote:
You hold your hands expectantly under the bathroom faucet at home, waiting for warm water to gush out.

 
and then have to pee after getting your hands wet.
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Posted: Feb 27, 2018 - 9:02am

You hold your hands expectantly under the bathroom faucet at home, waiting for warm water to gush out.
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Posted: Feb 4, 2018 - 11:03pm

First championship since 1960? I thought they said they hadn't won one in 57 years.

... Oh
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Posted: Jan 31, 2018 - 3:08pm

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You remember the roar from a big block V-8, the feeling of being pressed back into your seat, and watching the gas gauge drop when you floored it.

 
Jay Leno did a skit on Mike Nesmith's show (the one that created MTV) where he's pulled in for gas leaving the engine running and the guy comes out and says "can you turn the motor off? You're getting ahead of me."



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Posted: Jan 31, 2018 - 2:36pm

Every year it seems the birthdays are following one another at shorter and shorter intervals. Kind of like a rollercoaster picking up speed as it goes down the first hill . . . 



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Posted: Jan 31, 2018 - 8:11am

 sirdroseph wrote:
 Proclivities wrote:

That may belong in the "You Might Be From An Alternate Universe If..." thread.

 
Honest injun, in the 70s it was really good or I may be falling victim to false childhood memories or lack of competition though I do remember the Village Inn, how about Shakeys? lol

 
I was just being silly with my previous post.  It could've been lack of competition - they may have been the first chain pizza business. Plus if you liked it when you were a kid it's not necessarily a false memory.  I was spoiled with local, Italian pizza parlors or restaurants every few blocks during my childhood and probably didn't have Pizza Hut during the 1970s.  I do remember (falsely or not) that Kentucky Fried Chicken tasted better in the '70s though.
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Posted: Jan 31, 2018 - 7:45am

 Proclivities wrote:

That may belong in the "You Might Be From An Alternate Universe If..." thread.

 




Honest injun, in the 70s it was really good or I may be falling victim to false childhood memories or lack of competition though I do remember the Village Inn, how about Shakeys? lol
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Posted: Jan 31, 2018 - 7:23am

You remember the roar from a big block V-8, the feeling of being pressed back into your seat, and watching the gas gauge drop when you floored it.
Proclivities
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Posted: Jan 31, 2018 - 7:18am

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You can remember when Pizza Hut was good. Damn! I am old! lol

 
That may belong in the "You Might Be From An Alternate Universe If..." thread.
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Posted: Jan 31, 2018 - 7:14am

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I miss the Canadian bacon.Try getting that at any crappy chain nowadays.{#Frown}

 
NAFTA ... jus sayin ...
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Posted: Jan 31, 2018 - 7:08am

 sirdroseph wrote:
You can remember when Pizza Hut was good. Damn! I am old! lol

 
I miss the Canadian bacon.Try getting that at any crappy chain nowadays.{#Frown}
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Posted: Jan 31, 2018 - 6:48am

You can remember when Pizza Hut was good. Damn! I am old! lol
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Posted: Jan 31, 2018 - 6:34am

You remember the '67 World Series like it was last week but have no clue where you might have set your bifocals down before bed last night.
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Posted: Jan 31, 2018 - 5:40am

  You have a "to do" list of things to take down to the basement.That way you can do them all in the same shot and only be sore for 1 day.{#Lol}
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