Steely_D wrote: 
Saw a doctor talk about his (rather sexist) idea for classes in Men's Health for Women and Women's Health for Men. In the former he suggested, pee sprayed behind the toilet, all over the walls, etc. = good. Pee dribbles on the floor in front = get him to go to the doctor.

You sit down in the big chair after dinner, put your head back for a second ... and sleep for an hour.

 aflanigan wrote: 

no soap?

Thanks, you guys really know how to lift a guy's spirits.

 Steely_D did not write: 

 kurtster wrote: 
and then have to wipe up the floor around the toilet.

 aflanigan wrote: 
and then have to pee after getting your hands wet.

You hold your hands expectantly under the bathroom faucet at home, waiting for warm water to gush out.

First championship since 1960? I thought they said they hadn't won one in 57 years.

... Oh

 Coaxial wrote: 
Jay Leno did a skit on Mike Nesmith's show (the one that created MTV) where he's pulled in for gas leaving the engine running and the guy comes out and says "can you turn the motor off? You're getting ahead of me."

Every year it seems the birthdays are following one another at shorter and shorter intervals. Kind of like a rollercoaster picking up speed as it goes down the first hill . . . 

 sirdroseph wrote: 
I was just being silly with my previous post.  It could've been lack of competition - they may have been the first chain pizza business. Plus if you liked it when you were a kid it's not necessarily a false memory.  I was spoiled with local, Italian pizza parlors or restaurants every few blocks during my childhood and probably didn't have Pizza Hut during the 1970s.  I do remember (falsely or not) that Kentucky Fried Chicken tasted better in the '70s though.

 Proclivities wrote: 




Honest injun, in the 70s it was really good or I may be falling victim to false childhood memories or lack of competition though I do remember the Village Inn, how about Shakeys? lol

You remember the roar from a big block V-8, the feeling of being pressed back into your seat, and watching the gas gauge drop when you floored it.

 sirdroseph wrote: 
That may belong in the "You Might Be From An Alternate Universe If..." thread.

 spammer wrote: 
NAFTA ... jus sayin ...

 sirdroseph wrote: 
I miss the Canadian bacon.Try getting that at any crappy chain nowadays.

You can remember when Pizza Hut was good. Damn! I am old! lol

You remember the '67 World Series like it was last week but have no clue where you might have set your bifocals down before bed last night.

  You have a "to do" list of things to take down to the basement.That way you can do them all in the same shot and only be sore for 1 day.