Prodigal_SOB wrote: 

 Doing my taxes yesterday and then finding out I had another whole day to procrastinate.

 Steely_D wrote: 
"yeah, funny that... It's the only thing the witness protection guys let me keep.... uh, have a nice day" < glance around nervously > < scurry away >.

 Steely_D wrote: 
Did you explain that she had the wrong sitcom and that Mr. Ed was a horse not a game show?

 oldviolin wrote: 
When I first moved in my neighbor across the way, Gladys Kravitz, said she figured I worked in a mortuary because she'd looked up all the "Wilbur Y..." names in the phone book and couldn't find any in this city.

 Steely_D wrote:
Hope no one mistook you for an undertaker...probably not unless you drive a black Cadillac...

 Proclivities wrote: 
and me. For the past thirty years my various cars including the current one have sported this

 Proclivities wrote: 
And Dylan will be 77 in May. Lynne turned 70 last year.

 Proclivities wrote: 
Damn, that's right. Sad.

 Proclivities wrote: 
:sigh:

 islander wrote: 
That would just be Bob Dylan and Jeff Lynne these days.

 ScottFromWyoming wrote: 
Would love to hear a cover of that one by the Traveling Wilburys.

 ScottFromWyoming wrote: 

 ptooey wrote: 
That may be the best-enunciated song in rock history. 

Someone added the Night Ranger station to the workplace Pandora account. I'm actually okay with Sister Christian in small doses, but holy crap I never realized how truly awful the bulk of their output was.
Of course, the bulk of my jazz, bluegrass and blues additions got deleted, but we'll stick with the early '80s processed cheez. Grrr.....

People who throw food waste over the retaining wall in between their house and the street. Seriously, that is NOT composting! That's just attracting rodents, as well as my street dog.

When I forget to take my multi-vitamin pill for kids over 50 with a glass of OJ before I brush my teeth.

 islander wrote: 
Jan-Mar there's a 5% kickback for using ApplePay and NFC coupled with your Chase Freedom card. (The benefit to the Freedom changes quarterly)
I used it for everything while on vacation in January and will get a nice points kickback, at least $75 worth.

I'm now going to use my wife's Freedom and ApplePay to get a HomePod. If I calculate right that'll be nearly 2K points for a purchase I was going to make anyway. Then I turn the points into trips that I don't have to pay for...

 Steely_D wrote: 
A couple of  years ago I had forgotten my credit card and was far from home. I recalled that my phone had NFC payments and thought I'd try it - turns out I already had a card linked to my samsung account and moments later I was taping my phone on the reader to pay for lunch. The cashier was amazed, I was pretty surprised too, but I played it off cool. I rarely use it though...

 Steely_D wrote: 
We pay-wave up to $100 without entering a PIN. The trouble comes when I make a bigger purchase and have to remember the number.

My coffee-shop sells travel cups with a chip so you just have to wave your cup.