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Posted: Jan 15, 2018 - 11:05am

OK, OK, I have disconnected the cable from the modem to my computer and tied kite string to it. Then I poked a hole through the bottom of a paper cup and threaded and knotted the string. At precisely 4:20 PM I will pull it taut and yell 'FIRE!' into the cup. Then, I sit back and wait for widespread panic to ensue over the internet! I think it's a solid plan perhaps even genius, but I'm sure someone will say that I should have used a tin cup instead...
 
 


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Posted: Jan 14, 2018 - 1:48pm

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Here you go.

Now get lost, will ya.

 
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Posted: Jan 14, 2018 - 11:53am

Here you go.

Now get lost, will ya.
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Posted: Jan 12, 2018 - 11:29am

When the weather outside is cold, reptiles in-the-know go to a subterranean wonderland that has multi-colored heat lamps and plays early '70s soul music around the clock.  It has more insects than you can shake a stick at.
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Posted: Jan 12, 2018 - 11:01am

  ...It's sort of like if you were to roll away the stone and the tomb be empty. Well, except for all the Edsel aficionados...
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Posted: Jan 12, 2018 - 7:05am

I was tossing and turning all night dreaming about black holes. When I woke up I wasn't awake anymore...
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Posted: Jan 12, 2018 - 6:57am

Words. The last bastion of free screech...
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Posted: Jan 12, 2018 - 6:43am

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To resolve all future conflict words will henceforth only mean the meanings assigned to them by the council because chicken.

 
So much hypocrisy, so little time...
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Posted: Dec 30, 2017 - 12:03am

To resolve all future conflict words will henceforth only mean the meanings assigned to them by the council because chicken.


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Posted: Dec 23, 2017 - 6:28am

I wanna wish you a Meeeerry Christmas

But you are aaaaaa Jehovah Witness
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Posted: Nov 30, 2017 - 6:12pm

Live long and propter hoc
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Posted: Nov 22, 2017 - 9:28pm

I have to give you credit for that idea because no refunds.
 

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Posted: Nov 22, 2017 - 8:43pm

Dr. Henriette Gensevord, inventor of the pie plate, the pen pal, and the past participle, was allergic to quince and quinine.
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Posted: Nov 22, 2017 - 8:41pm

Pain, though often intolerable, always teaches us one thing: OWWWIEEEOWWWIEEOWW.
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Posted: Nov 22, 2017 - 8:40pm

You can talk to me until you're blue in the face, but I'm still not getting you that oxygen tank.
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Posted: Nov 22, 2017 - 8:39pm

If I were you, I wouldn't let that dog go to Applebees. He looks like a lousy tipper.
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Posted: Nov 22, 2017 - 8:39pm

Crying never did anyone any good but the Kleenex salesman.
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Posted: Nov 22, 2017 - 8:38pm

If I tell you a secret, will you promise to have it for lunch?
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Posted: Nov 22, 2017 - 8:37pm

Sometimes the world is a weird, wild river; the water flows over the same worn grey rocks and the same soft brown-silted bed, but the sun above shines bright blue and the fish cry every time it rains. They dig Jello from the earth with shovels the size of push brooms there, and on Sundays everyone sings harmony with a Nirvana cover band.

Sometimes it's a football game where you can't get a bag of peanuts for less than three beers, and if you want mustard for your hot dog you better have a drum solo ready.

Sometimes it's a sensual interlude with a man whose abs could fill in for the wall of a schoolhouse in a Nebraska farm town where Bob Newhart got a flat tire once.

 
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Posted: Nov 13, 2017 - 6:39pm

If someone has a penchant for trenchant expression they must be able to rhyme with time compression so that the hay they make, bake, or borrow  can grow psilocibyn mushrooms tomorrow...
Now that just has to be one of the stupidest utterances ever uttered...
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