Food
- Steely_D - May 5, 2024 - 11:51pm
Farts!
- RazzCat - May 5, 2024 - 10:03pm
Mixtape Culture Club
- Coaxial - May 5, 2024 - 6:33pm
What Did You See Today?
- KurtfromLaQuinta - May 5, 2024 - 5:28pm
What can you hear right now?
- KurtfromLaQuinta - May 5, 2024 - 5:27pm
Global Warming
- KurtfromLaQuinta - May 5, 2024 - 5:25pm
Trump
- R_P - May 5, 2024 - 5:16pm
May 2024 Photo Theme - Peaceful
- Antigone - May 5, 2024 - 5:06pm
USA! USA! USA!
- R_P - May 5, 2024 - 4:50pm
Bug Reports & Feature Requests
- thisbody - May 5, 2024 - 4:38pm
Israel
- thisbody - May 5, 2024 - 4:02pm
The Abortion Wars
- thisbody - May 5, 2024 - 3:27pm
Those Lovable Policemen
- R_P - May 5, 2024 - 3:12pm
The Obituary Page
- Red_Dragon - May 5, 2024 - 2:53pm
Joe Biden
- Steely_D - May 5, 2024 - 2:16pm
Radio Paradise Comments
- Bill_J - May 5, 2024 - 1:34pm
Ukraine
- thisbody - May 5, 2024 - 12:33pm
What Are You Going To Do Today?
- GeneP59 - May 5, 2024 - 12:07pm
NY Times Strands
- geoff_morphini - May 5, 2024 - 10:13am
NYTimes Connections
- geoff_morphini - May 5, 2024 - 10:07am
Wordle - daily game
- geoff_morphini - May 5, 2024 - 10:02am
volcano!
- geoff_morphini - May 5, 2024 - 9:55am
Song of the Day
- DaveInSaoMiguel - May 5, 2024 - 9:26am
Today in History
- DaveInSaoMiguel - May 5, 2024 - 7:42am
Tesla (motors, batteries, etc)
- miamizsun - May 5, 2024 - 6:16am
Russia
- NoEnzLefttoSplit - May 5, 2024 - 12:03am
Favorite Quotes
- Isabeau - May 4, 2024 - 5:21pm
Anti-War
- R_P - May 4, 2024 - 3:24pm
Iran
- Red_Dragon - May 4, 2024 - 12:03pm
Live Music
- oldviolin - May 4, 2024 - 11:18am
Other Medical Stuff
- kurtster - May 4, 2024 - 10:24am
SCOTUS
- Steely_D - May 4, 2024 - 8:04am
Dialing 1-800-Manbird
- oldviolin - May 3, 2024 - 4:51pm
The Dragons' Roost
- GeneP59 - May 3, 2024 - 3:53pm
Name My Band
- oldviolin - May 3, 2024 - 3:04pm
RightWingNutZ
- islander - May 3, 2024 - 11:55am
Photography Forum - Your Own Photos
- MrDill - May 3, 2024 - 11:41am
Poetry Forum
- oldviolin - May 3, 2024 - 9:46am
What the hell OV?
- oldviolin - May 3, 2024 - 9:36am
• • • The Once-a-Day • • •
- oldviolin - May 3, 2024 - 9:24am
Lyrics that strike a chord today...
- R_P - May 3, 2024 - 7:54am
Derplahoma!
- sunybuny - May 3, 2024 - 4:56am
Unquiet Minds - Mental Health Forum
- miamizsun - May 3, 2024 - 4:36am
What Makes You Laugh?
- miamizsun - May 3, 2024 - 4:31am
Main Mix Playlist
- R567 - May 3, 2024 - 12:06am
Who Killed The Electric Car??? -- The Movie
- KurtfromLaQuinta - May 2, 2024 - 9:51pm
If not RP, what are you listening to right now?
- oldviolin - May 2, 2024 - 5:56pm
What Makes You Sad?
- thisbody - May 2, 2024 - 3:35pm
songs that ROCK!
- thisbody - May 2, 2024 - 3:07pm
Breaking News
- thisbody - May 2, 2024 - 2:57pm
Questions.
- oldviolin - May 2, 2024 - 9:13am
And the good news is....
- Bill_J - May 1, 2024 - 6:30pm
Things you would be grating food for
- Manbird - May 1, 2024 - 3:58pm
Economix
- black321 - May 1, 2024 - 12:19pm
I Heart Huckabee - NOT!
- Manbird - Apr 30, 2024 - 7:49pm
Democratic Party
- R_P - Apr 30, 2024 - 4:01pm
Oh, The Stupidity
- haresfur - Apr 30, 2024 - 3:30pm
Talk Behind Their Backs Forum
- VV - Apr 30, 2024 - 1:46pm
Canada
- black321 - Apr 30, 2024 - 1:37pm
New Music
- ScottFromWyoming - Apr 29, 2024 - 11:36am
Upcoming concerts or shows you can't wait to see
- ScottFromWyoming - Apr 29, 2024 - 8:34am
Photos you haven't taken of yourself
- Antigone - Apr 29, 2024 - 5:03am
Britain
- R_P - Apr 28, 2024 - 10:47am
Birthday wishes
- GeneP59 - Apr 28, 2024 - 9:56am
Would you drive this car for dating with ur girl?
- KurtfromLaQuinta - Apr 27, 2024 - 9:53pm
Classical Music
- miamizsun - Apr 27, 2024 - 1:23pm
LeftWingNutZ
- Lazy8 - Apr 27, 2024 - 12:46pm
Things You Thought Today
- Red_Dragon - Apr 27, 2024 - 12:17pm
The Moon
- KurtfromLaQuinta - Apr 26, 2024 - 9:08pm
April 2024 Photo Theme - Happenstance
- fractalv - Apr 26, 2024 - 8:59pm
Musky Mythology
- Red_Dragon - Apr 26, 2024 - 7:23pm
Mini Meetups - Post Here!
- Red_Dragon - Apr 26, 2024 - 4:02pm
Australia has Disappeared
- Red_Dragon - Apr 26, 2024 - 2:41pm
Radio Paradise sounding better recently
- firefly6 - Apr 26, 2024 - 10:39am
Neil Young
- Steely_D - Apr 26, 2024 - 9:20am
|
Index »
Internet/Computer »
The Web »
::funny story to share::
|
|
haresfur
Location: The Golden Triangle Gender:
|
Posted:
Oct 22, 2018 - 2:11pm |
|
JrzyTmata wrote: ScottFromWyoming wrote:Had dinner at a friend's house last night (grilled pizza!) and asked about the family. The mom tells us that her youngest son, 23, is doing fine but she's a bit worried that he might be too happy in his current job. He leads outdoor adventures for "troubled" kids, he's a good guy, degree in outdoor recreation education and is probably going to pick up a degree in psychology if he can get his ducks in a row. Anyway, mom says he gets a few days off now and then and he and a buddy went camping (yes, his job is camping. Has no fixed address). They were out in the boonies of Colorado when a Winnebago pulled to the side of the road. They're not in an actual campground, just remote BLM territory, so they figured the RV was lost and needed some directions. Instead, a woman climbs out and asks if it's legal to camp here (yes) and asks if she and her kids can join them at the fire. (Sure, why not?) So the 2 guys passed the "not creeps" test, and the kids come gather round the fire. They're teenager girls from New England somewhere, and these two guys are trying so hard to represent the gentlemanly ideal. They're all totally into the tall tales these two are spinning, when a mouse comes into view and the youngest girl screams! So Grant, ever the hero, leaps into action and stomps that killer mouse to the great beyond. Now it's the other two ladies' turn to scream! We're not vegetarians but we don't believe in killing animals for no reason! 3 distraught strangers! Grant is desperate to salvage the situation, so he says, OK, we'll eat it! His buddy grabs a skewer and Grant quickly skins that little mouse and in no time it's turning in the fire, crackling and smelling oh so chickeny. The women have fallen silent in horror, but Grant soldiers on and in a few minutes he's shaking salt and pepper on the tiny thing and offers the first bite to the girls. More screaming and Grant's buddy is smirking and shaking his head slowly, so Grant helps himself to the best part. He and his buddy share the whole mouse, and the family decides to call it a night.
In relating this story to his mother, though, Grant had to put up with her screams of Hantavirus! Tularemia! Rabies! but he just says "relax, that stuff all cooks out and besides, Mom, Rodents are tasty!" I was waiting for the clowns to come out of the camper. x 2
|
|
Red_Dragon
Location: Dumbf*ckistan
|
Posted:
Oct 22, 2018 - 10:28am |
|
ScottFromWyoming wrote:Had dinner at a friend's house last night (grilled pizza!) and asked about the family. The mom tells us that her youngest son, 23, is doing fine but she's a bit worried that he might be too happy in his current job. He leads outdoor adventures for "troubled" kids, he's a good guy, degree in outdoor recreation education and is probably going to pick up a degree in psychology if he can get his ducks in a row. Anyway, mom says he gets a few days off now and then and he and a buddy went camping (yes, his job is camping. Has no fixed address). They were out in the boonies of Colorado when a Winnebago pulled to the side of the road. They're not in an actual campground, just remote BLM territory, so they figured the RV was lost and needed some directions. Instead, a woman climbs out and asks if it's legal to camp here (yes) and asks if she and her kids can join them at the fire. (Sure, why not?) So the 2 guys passed the "not creeps" test, and the kids come gather round the fire. They're teenager girls from New England somewhere, and these two guys are trying so hard to represent the gentlemanly ideal. They're all totally into the tall tales these two are spinning, when a mouse comes into view and the youngest girl screams! So Grant, ever the hero, leaps into action and stomps that killer mouse to the great beyond. Now it's the other two ladies' turn to scream! We're not vegetarians but we don't believe in killing animals for no reason! 3 distraught strangers! Grant is desperate to salvage the situation, so he says, OK, we'll eat it! His buddy grabs a skewer and Grant quickly skins that little mouse and in no time it's turning in the fire, crackling and smelling oh so chickeny. The women have fallen silent in horror, but Grant soldiers on and in a few minutes he's shaking salt and pepper on the tiny thing and offers the first bite to the girls. More screaming and Grant's buddy is smirking and shaking his head slowly, so Grant helps himself to the best part. He and his buddy share the whole mouse, and the family decides to call it a night.
In relating this story to his mother, though, Grant had to put up with her screams of Hantavirus! Tularemia! Rabies! but he just says "relax, that stuff all cooks out and besides, Mom, Rodents are tasty!"
|
|
ScottFromWyoming
Location: Powell Gender:
|
Posted:
Oct 22, 2018 - 10:11am |
|
JrzyTmata wrote: ScottFromWyoming wrote:Had dinner at a friend's house last night (grilled pizza!) and asked about the family. The mom tells us that her youngest son, 23, is doing fine but she's a bit worried that he might be too happy in his current job. He leads outdoor adventures for "troubled" kids, he's a good guy, degree in outdoor recreation education and is probably going to pick up a degree in psychology if he can get his ducks in a row. Anyway, mom says he gets a few days off now and then and he and a buddy went camping (yes, his job is camping. Has no fixed address). They were out in the boonies of Colorado when a Winnebago pulled to the side of the road. They're not in an actual campground, just remote BLM territory, so they figured the RV was lost and needed some directions. Instead, a woman climbs out and asks if it's legal to camp here (yes) and asks if she and her kids can join them at the fire. (Sure, why not?) So the 2 guys passed the "not creeps" test, and the kids come gather round the fire. They're teenager girls from New England somewhere, and these two guys are trying so hard to represent the gentlemanly ideal. They're all totally into the tall tales these two are spinning, when a mouse comes into view and the youngest girl screams! So Grant, ever the hero, leaps into action and stomps that killer mouse to the great beyond. Now it's the other two ladies' turn to scream! We're not vegetarians but we don't believe in killing animals for no reason! 3 distraught strangers! Grant is desperate to salvage the situation, so he says, OK, we'll eat it! His buddy grabs a skewer and Grant quickly skins that little mouse and in no time it's turning in the fire, crackling and smelling oh so chickeny. The women have fallen silent in horror, but Grant soldiers on and in a few minutes he's shaking salt and pepper on the tiny thing and offers the first bite to the girls. More screaming and Grant's buddy is smirking and shaking his head slowly, so Grant helps himself to the best part. He and his buddy share the whole mouse, and the family decides to call it a night.
In relating this story to his mother, though, Grant had to put up with her screams of Hantavirus! Tularemia! Rabies! but he just says "relax, that stuff all cooks out and besides, Mom, Rodents are tasty!"
I was waiting for the clowns to come out of the camper. :lol: I know, if it happened to me, there would have been clowns.
|
|
JrzyTmata
|
Posted:
Oct 22, 2018 - 10:02am |
|
ScottFromWyoming wrote:
Had dinner at a friend's house last night (grilled pizza!) and asked about the family. The mom tells us that her youngest son, 23, is doing fine but she's a bit worried that he might be too happy in his current job. He leads outdoor adventures for "troubled" kids, he's a good guy, degree in outdoor recreation education and is probably going to pick up a degree in psychology if he can get his ducks in a row. Anyway, mom says he gets a few days off now and then and he and a buddy went camping (yes, his job is camping. Has no fixed address). They were out in the boonies of Colorado when a Winnebago pulled to the side of the road. They're not in an actual campground, just remote BLM territory, so they figured the RV was lost and needed some directions. Instead, a woman climbs out and asks if it's legal to camp here (yes) and asks if she and her kids can join them at the fire. (Sure, why not?) So the 2 guys passed the "not creeps" test, and the kids come gather round the fire. They're teenager girls from New England somewhere, and these two guys are trying so hard to represent the gentlemanly ideal. They're all totally into the tall tales these two are spinning, when a mouse comes into view and the youngest girl screams! So Grant, ever the hero, leaps into action and stomps that killer mouse to the great beyond. Now it's the other two ladies' turn to scream! We're not vegetarians but we don't believe in killing animals for no reason! 3 distraught strangers! Grant is desperate to salvage the situation, so he says, OK, we'll eat it! His buddy grabs a skewer and Grant quickly skins that little mouse and in no time it's turning in the fire, crackling and smelling oh so chickeny. The women have fallen silent in horror, but Grant soldiers on and in a few minutes he's shaking salt and pepper on the tiny thing and offers the first bite to the girls. More screaming and Grant's buddy is smirking and shaking his head slowly, so Grant helps himself to the best part. He and his buddy share the whole mouse, and the family decides to call it a night.
In relating this story to his mother, though, Grant had to put up with her screams of Hantavirus! Tularemia! Rabies! but he just says "relax, that stuff all cooks out and besides, Mom, Rodents are tasty!"
I was waiting for the clowns to come out of the camper.
|
|
ScottFromWyoming
Location: Powell Gender:
|
Posted:
Oct 22, 2018 - 9:47am |
|
Had dinner at a friend's house last night (grilled pizza!) and asked about the family. The mom tells us that her youngest son, 23, is doing fine but she's a bit worried that he might be too happy in his current job. He leads outdoor adventures for "troubled" kids, he's a good guy, degree in outdoor recreation education and is probably going to pick up a degree in psychology if he can get his ducks in a row. Anyway, mom says he gets a few days off now and then and he and a buddy went camping (yes, his job is camping. Has no fixed address). They were out in the boonies of Colorado when a Winnebago pulled to the side of the road. They're not in an actual campground, just remote BLM territory, so they figured the RV was lost and needed some directions. Instead, a woman climbs out and asks if it's legal to camp here (yes) and asks if she and her kids can join them at the fire. (Sure, why not?) So the 2 guys passed the "not creeps" test, and the kids come gather round the fire. They're teenager girls from New England somewhere, and these two guys are trying so hard to represent the gentlemanly ideal. They're all totally into the tall tales these two are spinning, when a mouse comes into view and the youngest girl screams! So Grant, ever the hero, leaps into action and stomps that killer mouse to the great beyond. Now it's the other two ladies' turn to scream! We're not vegetarians but we don't believe in killing animals for no reason! 3 distraught strangers! Grant is desperate to salvage the situation, so he says, OK, we'll eat it! His buddy grabs a skewer and Grant quickly skins that little mouse and in no time it's turning in the fire, crackling and smelling oh so chickeny. The women have fallen silent in horror, but Grant soldiers on and in a few minutes he's shaking salt and pepper on the tiny thing and offers the first bite to the girls. More screaming and Grant's buddy is smirking and shaking his head slowly, so Grant helps himself to the best part. He and his buddy share the whole mouse, and the family decides to call it a night.
In relating this story to his mother, though, Grant had to put up with her screams of Hantavirus! Tularemia! Rabies! but he just says "relax, that stuff all cooks out and besides, Mom, Rodents are tasty!"
|
|
aflanigan
Location: At Sea Gender:
|
Posted:
Feb 27, 2007 - 10:18am |
|
|
|
emeraldrose63
|
Posted:
Feb 27, 2007 - 10:10am |
|
|
|
Alexandra
Location: PNW Gender:
|
Posted:
Feb 27, 2007 - 9:54am |
|
|
|
redeyespy
Location: There are golfers nearby Gender:
|
Posted:
Sep 11, 2005 - 8:45pm |
|
|
|
Zissy
Location: 90804 Gender:
|
Posted:
Sep 11, 2005 - 3:30pm |
|
|
|
redeyespy
Location: There are golfers nearby Gender:
|
Posted:
Sep 11, 2005 - 1:28pm |
|
|
|
winter
Location: in exile, as always Gender:
|
Posted:
Sep 11, 2005 - 12:09am |
|
|
|
Zissy
Location: 90804 Gender:
|
Posted:
Sep 10, 2005 - 10:07pm |
|
|
|
redeyespy
Location: There are golfers nearby Gender:
|
Posted:
Sep 10, 2005 - 8:04pm |
|
|
|
radiojunkie
Location: Don't get out much Gender:
|
Posted:
Sep 10, 2005 - 7:39pm |
|
|
|
winter
Location: in exile, as always Gender:
|
Posted:
Sep 10, 2005 - 6:01pm |
|
|
|
Zissy
Location: 90804 Gender:
|
Posted:
Sep 10, 2005 - 5:53pm |
|
|
|
|