mem_313 wrote: 
All your followers are blind
too much heaven on their minds
and they'll hurt you if it all goes sour....

(Neither am I, and I'm convinced enough for the both of us, but it doesn't quite work that way, does it?)

 Alexandra wrote: 
This almost makes me want to see that movie.

Christ you know I love you
Did you see I waved?
I believe in you and God
So tell me that I'm saved!

(Btw, i am not religious or convinced)

 oldslabsides wrote: 
Yeah, she can keep all those other guys...I'll take my Johnny. You know me well.

 Alexandra wrote: 
...and because you're still in love with John Cusack.

Well, I never SAW the movie "Easy A" but my friend's daughter just posted this as her FB status, from that movie—-and I thought it was awesome. (because, you know, I grew up then)

"Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life."

-Easy A

The Book: What to do if you find yourself stuck with no hope of rescue: Consider yourself lucky that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your present circumstances seems more likely, consider yourself lucky that it won't be troubling you much longer.

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Plainview: You're not the chosen brother, Eli. It was Paul who was chosen. You see, he found me and told me about your land. You're just a fool.
Eli Sunday: Why are you talking about Paul? Don't say this to me.
Plainview: I did what your brother couldn't. I broke you and I beat you. It was Paul who told me about you. He's the prophet. He's the smart one. He knew what was there and he found me to take it out of the ground, and you know what the funny thing is? Listen... listen... listen... I paid him ten thousand dollars, cash in hand, just like that. He has his own company now. A prosperous little business. Three wells producing. Five thousand dollars a week.
<Eli cries>
Plainview: Stop crying, you sniveling ass! Stop your nonsense. You're just the afterbirth, Eli.
Eli Sunday: No...
Plainview: You slithered out of your mother's filth.
Eli Sunday: No.
Plainview: They should have put you in a glass jar on a mantlepiece. Where were you when Paul was suckling at your mother's teat? Where were you? Who was nursing you, poor Eli- one of Bandy's sows? That land has been had. Nothing you can do about it. It's gone. It's had. You lose.
Eli Sunday: If you would just take this lease, Daniel...
Plainview: Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake!
<sucking sound>
Plainview: I drink it up!
Eli Sunday: Don't bully me, Daniel!
<Daniel roars and throws Eli across the room>
Plainview: Did you think your song and dance and your superstition would help you, Eli? I am the Third Revelation! I am who the Lord has chosen!

Jack Elliot: I'm a World Series MVP!
Skip: That was four years ago, Jack. Last season, you hit . 235.
Jack Elliot: LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

              - Mr. Baseball

I'm too lazy to type the whole thing.

"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No Mr Bond, I expect you to die"

Boris: I have no fear of the gallows.
Father: No?
Boris: No. Why should I? They're going to shoot me.

Dr. Arnold Mayer: <Addressing a lecture hall audience, possibly at the United Nations> It's a far cry from saying that objects can travel through time to saying that people can. Why? For one thing, paradoxes can occur. Say you build a time machine, go backwards in time and murder your father when he was ten years old. That means you were never born. And if you were never born, how did you build the time machine? Paradox! It's the possibility of wiping out your own existence that makes most people rule out time-travel. Still, why not? If you were careful, you could do it. A time-traveler would have to be extremely cautious, but he could do a surprising number of things. He could observe, for one. Time-travelers would know the answers to a thousand questions that have puzzled historians for generations. For example: who was on the grassy knoll that day in Dallas? He could also take things, provided they wouldn't be missed: a cup of water from the Pacific Ocean, a stone from the Grand Canyon... This may sound pointless, but sometimes the difference between a dead man and a man who's alive can be very small. Now, how about the difference between a man who's about to die, and a man no one will ever see again? You see, this is the difficult thing about looking for time-travelers: they don't want to be found! You must look for them in places where people do not normally go. Or, where there are people that no one will ever see again!

Clarence: Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?

Wally: Do you mean you knew what was happening to us all the time?
Supreme Being: Well, of course. I am the Supreme Being, I'm not entirely dim...

Screwball: I vote we run like hell.
Brown Tom: I second the motion.

Screwball: There's only one thing I want to know.
Brown Tom: What?
Screwball: WHY ME?

The Lord of Darkness: The dreams of youth are the regrets of maturity.

Honeythorn Gump: Love you say? Well love is another matter.

Princess Lily: Are you afraid to kiss me, Jack?
Jack: I'm afraid you'll break my heart.
Princess Lily: Then still your heart, for you are dear to me as life itself.

Man on Porch: Why don't you kiss her instead of talking her to death?
George Bailey: You want me to kiss her, huh?
Man on Porch: Ah, youth is wasted on the wrong people.

Sherman the Robot: It is not the end. It is not the beginning of the end. It is the end of the beginning...

George Bailey: I wanna live again!

 

Jack Skellington: <singing> There's children throwing snowballs / instead of throwing heads / they're busy building toys / and absolutely no one's dead!

Big Witch, W.W.D., Small Witch: Say it once, say it twice, take a chance and roll the dice. Ride with the moon in the dead of night.

Sax Player: Nice work, Bone Daddy!

The Grinch: Blast this Christmas music. It's joyful and triumphant.

Woodrow: We come to this place to make money.  They wasn't nothin' about fun in the deal.

Gus: What are you talkin' about?  You don't even like money.  You like money even less than you like fun, if that's possible.

This Skyline movie looks like an over-the-top Independence Day, except with bad acting.  I know!

 oldviolin wrote: 

Rowdy Roddy Piper : "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

Woodrow F. Call: <Gus staggers out of a whorehouse drunk> I wonder if the Comanche realize how easy it would be to kill you at a time like this.
Gus McCrae: There ain't no Comanche left, Woodrow. That's the prime reason I've been getting drunk lately. The fact that you've refrained only underlines your lack of sensitivity.

"Stanley, see this? This is this. This ain't something else. This is this."