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JrzyTmata
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Oct 18, 2011 - 10:34am |
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Manbird wrote: It is strange. Too strange. Personally, I don't want to experience the minutiae of other people's personal lives. It's cringey.
I hafta pee
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Alexandra
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Location: PNW Gender: ![Female](graphics/icons/icon_minigender_female.gif) ![](graphics/clear.gif)
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Oct 18, 2011 - 10:30am |
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Manbird wrote: It is strange. Too strange. Personally, I don't want to experience the minutiae of other people's personal lives. It's cringey.
I guess there is always the choice to not look at your updates. The birth was pretty cool, though..........to actually see the before and after shots, and the dad relating his experience......in real time. But the chemo thing today...that just made me sad.
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Manbird
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Location: La Villa Toscana Gender: ![Male](graphics/icons/icon_minigender_male.gif) ![](graphics/clear.gif)
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Oct 18, 2011 - 10:24am |
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Alexandra wrote:Strange how, in this day and age, with smart phones and Facebook...........we can be taken into such personal situations as birthing rooms and chemo clinics, with pictures and updates by the minute. Things are really different these days. Not good or bad, just WAY different than the first half of my life. It is strange. Too strange. Personally, I don't want to experience the minutiae of other people's personal lives. It's cringey.
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Alexandra
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Location: PNW Gender: ![Female](graphics/icons/icon_minigender_female.gif) ![](graphics/clear.gif)
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Oct 18, 2011 - 10:20am |
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Strange how, in this day and age, with smart phones and Facebook...........we can be taken into such personal situations as birthing rooms and chemo clinics, with pictures and updates by the minute. Things are really different these days. Not good or bad, just WAY different than the first half of my life.
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ScottFromWyoming
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Location: Powell Gender: ![Male](graphics/icons/icon_minigender_male.gif) ![](graphics/clear.gif)
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Oct 14, 2011 - 8:39pm |
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If the sky is falling, will that mess up the iCloud?
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geordiezimmerman
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Gender: ![Male](graphics/icons/icon_minigender_male.gif) ![](graphics/clear.gif)
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Oct 7, 2011 - 9:32am |
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Friend just posted this.
'at least now we know no one will give a shit when bill gates kicks it'
Well i think it's funny.
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ScottFromWyoming
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Location: Powell Gender: ![Male](graphics/icons/icon_minigender_male.gif) ![](graphics/clear.gif)
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Sep 26, 2011 - 2:30pm |
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kysmet wrote: I'm totally posting that!
I like the grapefruit spoon detail...
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K_Love
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Gender: ![Female](graphics/icons/icon_minigender_female.gif) ![](graphics/clear.gif)
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Sep 26, 2011 - 2:17pm |
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ScottFromWyoming wrote: Tomorrow Facebook will change it's settings to allow Mark Zuckerburg to come into your house while you sleep and eat your brains with a grapefruit spoon. To stop this from happening go to Account > Home Invasion Settings > Cannibalism > Brains and uncheck the "Tasty" box. This was verified by FOX News, the world's most reliable news source.
I'm totally posting that!
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ScottFromWyoming
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Location: Powell Gender: ![Male](graphics/icons/icon_minigender_male.gif) ![](graphics/clear.gif)
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Sep 26, 2011 - 1:39pm |
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kysmet wrote:It's official! Facebook users will believe anything their friends copy and paste into their status'. SO... Not only will Facebook start charging you tomorrow, they are also going to bill your credit card for the past 3 years of services. Luckily, each person who copies and pastes this status will receive a FREE unicorn in the mail tomorrow. However, if you don't repost this status, Facebook code has been set up to automatically set your computer on fire and harm an innocent bunny in the forest! It's all true, it was on the news Tomorrow Facebook will change it's settings to allow Mark Zuckerburg to come into your house while you sleep and eat your brains with a grapefruit spoon. To stop this from happening go to Account > Home Invasion Settings > Cannibalism > Brains and uncheck the "Tasty" box. This was verified by FOX News, the world's most reliable news source.
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K_Love
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Gender: ![Female](graphics/icons/icon_minigender_female.gif) ![](graphics/clear.gif)
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Sep 26, 2011 - 1:28pm |
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It's official! Facebook users will believe anything their friends copy and paste into their status'. SO... Not only will Facebook start charging you tomorrow, they are also going to bill your credit card for the past 3 years of services. Luckily, each person who copies and pastes this status will receive a FREE unicorn in the mail tomorrow. However, if you don't repost this status, Facebook code has been set up to automatically set your computer on fire and harm an innocent bunny in the forest! It's all true, it was on the news
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Alexandra
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Location: PNW Gender: ![Female](graphics/icons/icon_minigender_female.gif) ![](graphics/clear.gif)
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Sep 17, 2011 - 4:43pm |
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kysmet wrote:That will be me in November ![](graphics/smiles/eusa_dance.gif)
When I used to work at Budget Rent a Car, we had our hometown on our name tags and I got asked that all the time. ![](graphics/smiles/icon_lol.gif) That's fantastic that you get to go back........oh MAN do I miss Santa Barbara. Hopefully, if I decide to go through with my challenging Plan (with a capital P) I'll be headed west (but not to CA) by the end of October. I'm still thinking it over......
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K_Love
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Sep 17, 2011 - 4:41pm |
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Alexandra wrote: On my way to San Jose.. That will be me in November ![](graphics/smiles/eusa_dance.gif) When I used to work at Budget Rent a Car, we had our hometown on our name tags and I got asked that all the time.
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Alexandra
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Location: PNW Gender: ![Female](graphics/icons/icon_minigender_female.gif) ![](graphics/clear.gif)
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Sep 17, 2011 - 4:30pm |
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Just saw this from a Santa Barbara friend of mine whose family lives in San Jose: On my way to San Jose..
And it took an INCREDIBLE amount of restraint not to put "Do you know the way??"
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rosedraws
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Location: close to the edge Gender: ![Female](graphics/icons/icon_minigender_female.gif) ![](graphics/clear.gif)
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Sep 16, 2011 - 1:42pm |
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If you wear a headscarf, people think you have a disease; if you go around bald, people think you have an attitude.
(this from my friend who is just growing a bit 'o fuzz back after chemo 'n stuff. ![](graphics/smiles/good-vibes.gif) )
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arighter2
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Location: dubuque Gender: ![Male](graphics/icons/icon_minigender_male.gif) ![](graphics/clear.gif)
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Sep 13, 2011 - 6:08pm |
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Alexandra wrote:From one of my young, 20-something Christian friends (daughter of a friend, actually)... "So liek teh Ceiling Kitteh lieks teh ppl lots and he sez 'Oh hai I givz u mai only kitteh and ifs u beleeves him u wont evr diez no moar, kthxbai!'"... John 3:16 :P
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Alexandra
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Location: PNW Gender: ![Female](graphics/icons/icon_minigender_female.gif) ![](graphics/clear.gif)
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Sep 13, 2011 - 5:48pm |
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From one of my young, 20-something Christian friends (daughter of a friend, actually)... "So liek teh Ceiling Kitteh lieks teh ppl lots and he sez 'Oh hai I givz u mai only kitteh and ifs u beleeves him u wont evr diez no moar, kthxbai!'"... John 3:16 :P
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Alexandra
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Location: PNW Gender: ![Female](graphics/icons/icon_minigender_female.gif) ![](graphics/clear.gif)
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Sep 8, 2011 - 3:17am |
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Living Happily Ever After isn't about having a non-stop series of perfect days. It's about knowing you're on the right path even on the not so perfect days.
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GeneP59
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Location: On the edge of tomorrow looking back at yesterday. Gender: ![Male](graphics/icons/icon_minigender_male.gif) ![](graphics/clear.gif)
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Sep 7, 2011 - 10:32pm |
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You can't use Epic without my permission. I'm going to sue.
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Manbird
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Location: La Villa Toscana Gender: ![Male](graphics/icons/icon_minigender_male.gif) ![](graphics/clear.gif)
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Sep 7, 2011 - 9:17pm |
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oldviolin wrote: ... not with a banger, but with a wimpie...
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oldviolin
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Location: esse quam videri Gender: ![Male](graphics/icons/icon_minigender_male.gif) ![](graphics/clear.gif)
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Sep 7, 2011 - 7:53pm |
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kysmet wrote:I just realized that my credit card expires AFTER the world ends next year... ha! ha! stupid Visa! ...not with a bang, but a whimper...
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