oldslabsides wrote: 
delicious and full of iron and vitamin B32

 aflanigan wrote: 
Define "twins".

 Manbird wrote: 

but what about the liver?

 aflanigan wrote: 
conjoined please

 GeneP59 wrote: 

Only if they were twins.

i could hear Manbird wailing in the background

he's nesting

so i spoke to La Twonda

 GeneP59 wrote: 
Probably. A short one. 

 Manbird wrote: 
Would he accept a collect call from a 25 foot tall drunken naked lady?

 GeneP59 wrote: 
He doesn't accept any calls unless there from 50 foot tall naked drunk ladies. 

I dialed 1-800-MANBIRD and the recording said they don't accept Land-Line lovers calls.

 buzz wrote: 
I still have a stupid phone and when I called it lost 30 IQ points.

i dialed 1-800-MANBIRD and my smartphone laughed at me. 

 Manbird wrote: 

Did you see that the guy who was selling post-rapture pet care for christians

Eternal Earth-Bound Pets

Was actually being investigated by some humorless insurance fraud investigator in NH?  He was clever enough to have taken in John Kelly, a columnist for the Washington Post, and probably other news outlets.

We need to cook up something good for April Fools Day.

Maybe a website where you can buy recycled santorum?

It wasn't my fault.
no, wait.

What was the question?

 Manbird wrote: 

 Prodigal_SOB wrote: 
My wings are on the inside. The never 'dropped' so to speak. 

 aflanigan wrote: 
It's a hoax but did you check out the website? It's an extremely elaborate hoax - I say, WELL DONE! He's fooled a lot of people and that's my kind of hoax. I wish I had the time and resources for a prank like that. 

 aflanigan wrote: 
Oh it's a real video alright and I'm pretty sure it's a hoax too.  I wanted to know if Manbird's were real.

 Prodigal_SOB wrote: 

You mean, is that hoax video real?