Proclivities wrote: 
the horror

Gweilo, sell high.

 oldviolin wrote: 
That might work for me! There is no feeling in that toe! They must have removed all the nerves when they tried to correct it surgically.  I will give this some serious consideration.  How long do you suppose I would have to leave it attached to get it to straighten out?  Thanks!

Instead if trying to tape your hammer toe to a Popsicle stick splint, staple it to a board with roofing staples.

 black321 wrote: 
duh

Always remember to unplug the power cord when fixing the belt for the old tape deck.  Zap!

 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote: 
I always wanted to be a transvestite, but I could never find anything nice in my size.
 

 buzz wrote: 
Now I know what I have been doing wrong.. not wearing a dress.

 Proclivities wrote: 
thank you

 kcar wrote: 

   That was my first thought when I saw it too and I made the mistake of Googling it.  I seems to come from some instructions for proper technique to be used in theatrical productions.  Possibly a text for a drama class.  I think I was better off coming up with my own weird theories.  Just thought I'd spoil it for the rest of you too.

 

 Proclivities wrote: 
Where...? What...?

The bottom left pic is definitely wrong for everything but trying to spit in her mouth. Points to you for getting both her feet off the ground (and thus violating the Hays Code), ace!  Are you trying to go all the way or win a wrestling match?

How exactly is the bottom pic "right"? They're about topple over! Her parents would have a conniption if they saw that pose in their living room after a date!  

 Proclivities wrote:  
If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right.

 Proclivities wrote: 
Don't slit their throats and they may become regular customers.

From The Practice and Science of Standard Barbering, 1951.