People (close friends and siblings excluded) who are always asking about my relationship status. I'd love to see the look on their faces if I kept hounding them about theirs:

"Dating anyone?"
"Not currently."
"Why not?"
"I don't know.......are YOU two still having regular sex? Is it any GOOD? Is there any passion left in your marriage? Are you still attracted to one another, or are you secretly scoping out other people and wishing you could have an affair with them?"
Bwahaha....that would be cool. I should try it next time. That'll teach 'em to pry.

 emeraldrose63 wrote: 
Yeah, I hear you.

 AliGator wrote: 
Yeah, and what's sad is.....
No telling how many teens have been killed on the interstate coming back home from the wet county to the dry county,drunk..

I know it can happen anywhere.. It's just ironic..

 CoffeeGirl wrote: 
Heh. Indeed!

 AliGator wrote: 

We did it here too... Alex and I thought the non-Kosher was better - to each his own.  :)

 BlueHeronDruid wrote: 
So give me his phone number.

 CoffeeGirl wrote: 
I tell ya, he's not the only one. Allan bought a 2-liter bottle of kosher Coke at Kroger the other day. When I went back yesterday, I planned to get more. They were out.

We did a taste-test with HFCS Coke, and the real sugar Coke wins. It's less harsh and less sweet.

 emeraldrose63 wrote: 
We have wet and dry counties in Kentucky. We live in a wet county. There's a liquor store on the county line north of here, and our side of the sign reads "Last Chance Liquors." The other side reads "First Chance Liquors."

 AliGator wrote: 
Don't I know it. Ask Charlie about our misspent youth.

 BlueHeronDruid wrote: 
Bourbon and ginger ale is tasty...

 AliGator wrote: 

OMG - Hotski is OBSESSED with Kosher (real sugar) soda products.... it is all I hear about this time a year.  He even JUST admitted to hording some in his office at work....ummmmm problem?

 AliGator wrote: 

I'll have to try it sometimes... Next time I'm in a Wet county..

 ( Isn't that just stupid, having wet and dry counties.. They just go over the line and buy it)

 AliGator wrote: 
See, for me, it would have to be caffeine free Coke Zero, which kind of obviates the need for any kind of cola.

 emeraldrose63 wrote: 
I just tasted bourbon mixed with kosher Coke yesterday, and it seemed different than bourbon mixed with Coke Zero. The bourbon tasted better with the Coke Zero, I swears!

 Rod wrote: 
We just trimmed his nails.

Now if Zach could only be so compliant.

 AliGator wrote: 

Does the Zero add something?

 BlueHeronDruid wrote: 

 BlueHeronDruid wrote: 
Jones gnaws on my shins in the morning, when I'm wearing my jammies. I think he's making sure I has a flavor.

 BlueHeronDruid wrote: 
Our kitty's gotten at least 2 pints from me in the last couple months. She needs gloves.

 buzz wrote: 
he's already evolved thumbs!?

get out while you can, Ca!