melissab wrote: 
But I thought oldviolin lived in Colorado

People who throw their cigarette butts out the window of their car. Your car came with an ashtray!!! Stop littering up the planet with your butts!

On second thought, I might have to post this in the "Piss me off" catagory - it does rank higher than "Annoying stuff".

splinters and chiggers

Scripts that are taking FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRrr to finish running!!!!    *sigh*

Weak drinks

Beer with too much foam on it.

Buying a bottle of wine only to discover it has less than 11% alcohol in it.

oh, and the fact that now that the disgusting smell of cigarettes has been removed from bars in so many states, that smell is replaced by the smell of farts and sweaty dudes.

 Alexandra wrote: 
In GeekSpeak, I believe that would be M O E

mysteries of electronics

And when you get a tech out there, they look at it and just touch it, and then it works fine? That's FM

f**king magic

edit - Hey, I don't make stuff up!

Why don't labels line up like they're supposed to!!!

WHY does it print differently than the test-lap on scrap paper.
WTF???

 bokey wrote: 

 melissab wrote: 
    If your car is covered in foliage they can't see you having oral sex.  

 melissab wrote: 
Hide his space heater. When he asks about it, deny knowledge that he even owns one.

Repeat as necessary.

 samiyam wrote: 
Oh- this is Maryland. We'll never have legal medical weed after we raped and pillaged our cultural heritage by building condos on the tobacco fields.

 This somehow was done in the name of the publics health, not the developers profits.

 But in a classic " what about the children" scam it was done and the mere mention of any kind of smoke is a politicians death knoll. Now the Chesapeake Bay is getting even more runoff and less filtering due to farms being developed but a couple former governors are very happy.

 And after all, that's what counts.

Craving potato chips...

 bokey wrote: 

I do believe that oral sex is still illegal in Oklahoma. (Wipes mouth.)
And something like if your car scares a horse, you are supposed to hide it with foliage!

 bokey wrote: 
This is California, I have a prescription... The police know it too (she's called them before).

G is a nice guy. If you like passive-aggressive men in their mid-70s. He is a freaky-ass republican who BLASTS rush effing limbaugh ALL AFTERNOON (and not well tuned in, all shitty white noise, n'at). He divorced his wife many years ago, you know, the one who bore his children and then married a "trophy wife"; she is nice or whatev...I met her once. He runs a space heater and pops our electric circuit. I lose BIG work. I save a lot, but when I am trying to code over limbaugh in a major rant I want to KILL. ——KEEEEL something. @#&%!!!!!!

He should retire. But I think he would just die. He is smelly. He wears his pants to his nipples. But I guess he is my "lesson" in patience. And he can be nice, so...whatev.

(I sneak in his office and turn his radio shit down when he is away from his office!  )

having this beautiful new Mac and being unable to do a LOT of things I used to do on PC....no doubt thru lack of information...

 samiyam wrote: 
Why did you tell someone who might have it in for you that you had broken the law? (insert slap emoticon here)

Now that I've had a few hours to calm down about it I need to talk about my upstairs neighbor going crazy on me again.

She called at 6 AM.  I was asleep when she called so I let the answering machine pick up.  She came on the machine to tell me that she was pissed that I hadn't aired out my apartment this morning after smoking "broccoli" and that if I didn't air out my apartment the next time I smoked, she would call the cops on me.

I picked up the phone and told her (with a few poorly chosen epithets interjected) that I hadn't smoked any "broccoli" in my apartment for over a week and that there was none in my apartment and that in my opinion she needed to find a psychiatrist quickly to prescribe something to help her deal with her olfactory hallucinations and her delusional behavior.

*sigh*  Just when I thought that maybe she was going to stop acting crazy...  What a sad and forelorn hope!

 ed wrote: 
When I got home from the wettest ever Peter Gabriel concert at the Eden Project In Cornwall and took my wallet out of my pocket, it was soaking. So I put on the radiator to dry overnight. In the morning it was good and dry, but all my credit cards had melted.

I'm not applying to Mensa.    

Long, dark, cold, winters.