BlueHeronDruid wrote: 
wrong thread. try this.

 maryte wrote: 
Dear Marty,

Wait...what?

 

 meower wrote: 
Dear Meowski,

How the fug should i know?

Shouldn't you be working? 

Yourpastryluvinfriendfromjersey,
buzz 

 buzz wrote: 

Dear buzzard,

Why the heck are you dragging me into this?  Martin has far more facial hair than I do.
mary

 lily34 wrote: 
wha'?

Dear buzz,

how many times have people mistaken you for hugh laurie?

concerned,
lily007

Dear Buzz,
Can a person not be funny AND mean AND old AND ugly AND cussy?
Jus' wonderin'
yourfriendacrossthebigbridge,
MEOWIE

Dear Buzz,

Why are you a mean old ugly cuss to just BHD?

vim/vinegar,

S.

Dear buzz,

Why does Meowie think you're funny? You're just a mean ugly cuss.

Sincerely.

 geordiezimmerman wrote: 
Dear Maryte,

The hemorrhoid cream arrived opened and half empty. Damned Homeland Security. Can't have anything nice.

My ass is feeling better and says "hi".

I understand the out-of-stock problem, being y'all are in England.

The chickens are fine, but no substitute for the sheep.

Retards,
buzz 

Dear Buzz,

Hope the box of hemorrhoid cream arrived safe and well and you are recovering quickly. The blow up sheep with the pink lipstick was out of stock I'm afraid but hopefully by autumn they will have more in stock.

How's the chickens?

Regards,

Martin.

 lily34 wrote: 
dear lily9+1/2weeks,

i saw it. i did. i did notice. ok.

of course i'm right about Beez, i checked with snoops.com

we are at the circus.

thinkin and prayin,
buzz
 

Dear Buzz,
How come Beez won't answer my letter ?
P.P. 

 buzz wrote: 
dear buzz,

i changed it. i did. you didn't notice. but that's ok.

you're so right about beez. and no, it doesn't really matter.

but i was also wondering, can you take me to the circus this year?

wishing and hoping,
lily5:15

 lily34 wrote: 
Dear lily3:16,

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.  ~Mel Brooks

Hope and Change. I hope you change it.

I believe Beez starts with a beer and goes downhill from there. Does anything really matter at this point?

I love it when the asshats are taken to the cleaners.

kthxbai,
buzz

 kysmet wrote: 
Dear Klove,

Because they can.

Your paypal,
b-uzz 

 buzz wrote:dear buzz,

and ok. i made a mistake. i'll change that. does beez start with a capital B or just lower b? and, does it matter?

asshats are all at the cleaners, will that be a problem?

thanks in advance,
lily4:20

Dear Buzz,

Why do yellow and blue make green?

Your pal,
k-love

 meower wrote: 
Dear Yeowy,

Details.

Yo,
buzz 

dear BUZZ
how come it took so long for me to know how funny you are?
yourfriendwhoatetoday
Meowsie