Dear Buzz,
Did you get your free WaWa coffee today?

Your Meowing Friend,
Meow     

 buzz wrote: 
Dear buzz

I was hoping for udder

signed why-buy-the-tomatoes-when-you-can-have-the-salsa-for-free
Kokomoo Cowmmunity

 oldviolin wrote: 
Dear Justine, 
 
Sorry about the eyes. 
 
It will be over when we all go under.
 
Affectedly yours,
buzz 

Dearest Buzz,
What with the price of costs; will it be over, or under?

Effectually yours,
 Blind Justice

 BlueHeronDruid wrote: 
Dear sig
 
buzz would do what buzz would do. Really.
 
Love,
23 buzzdoo 

dear buzz

what would buzz do? I  mean, really.

signed.

 ScottN wrote: 
Dude,
 
The "bring out your dead" thread? Really? Puh-lease. That's gotta be one of the lamest places on the internet.
 
And what's with all you people asking me about hope? Like I told Hans and Franz down there, forget it. It's just not happening.
 
Vote for change,
buzz16 

 buzz wrote: 
dear buzz,
I checked the "bring out your dead" thread, and I wasn't named.
Is that a sign of hope?
a. newman

 ColdMiser wrote: 
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho Farmer in the Dell,
 
It ain't rocket science, therefore, I ain't interested.
 
May I suggest you take a wife, take a wife.
 
The buzz stands alone.
 
 

 ScottN wrote: 
Dear Alfred,
 
Ain't you dead yet?
 
Crypt Keeper buzz 

Dear Buzz
If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
sincerely
Farmer on the dole 

dear buzz,
someone imitating you gave me medical advice in the bb thread.
garroting, or simple excommunication for the impostor?
still bleeding,
a. newman

 Coaxial wrote: 
U,
 
Sorry it's taking you so long to read this. I will try to use smaller words in the future.
 
As for the rest...pics or it didn't happen. 
 
b 

 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote: 
Dear Zwieback,
 
Thanks for inquiring about my hertz. My knees will feel better after I get back on the anti-inflamatories and the elbow sleeve is helping my tendentious. I'm afraid I won't be doing any flips, quantum or anything else. The knees. Remember...the knees.
 
Sorry the ink thing didn't go well. Maybe you can get it lasered off. 
 
Stay off the garden path at night.

Sincerely,
JohnSteinbuzz 

Dear buzz,

Long time reader, first time poster...I saw some buzzed deer one time. See what I did there? True story...Fermented corn...Falling over drunk. The deer not me...I don't drink.

Unharshed

Dear Buzz,

How many Buzz Hertz's make up a Quantum Filip?

I have an inkling that there is no success like failure but I might be
up the garden path on this one.

Yours truly

ZweiStein

 

 ScottN wrote: 
franz,

no.

buzz 

 oldviolin wrote: 
Dear Mr. Cobb,
 
Before I address your question, may I suggest you cultivate a less corny name. Getting to the root of this problem will make the rest of your life smooth as silk.
 
Environmentally yours,
Kernal buzz
 
 

dear buzz,
is there any reason to maintain a sense of hope?
uncontentedly no one's,
f. kafka

Dear Buzz,
Are those your legs or are you sitting on a chicken?

Signed, Mr. Cobb