oldslabsides wrote: 
I think one point to this exercise, in this season of thanks-giving, is to develop a bit of self-awareness and toss out examples from our real lives that show how incredibly well-off we actually are. Because anyone can mock other peoples' extravagances.
 
I just took a bite out of this apple without looking and got the PLU barcode sticker. 

The heater for my new olympic-size, indoor swimming pool will require the plumber to dig up my carefully manicured lawn in order to install a new gas line.

Bacon is the odor of the moment.Fried taters, toast & eggs catching up.

 Coaxial wrote: 

WHOOSH!

My favorite football team didn't win until overtime.

Internet bullies and trolls.

My kettle doesn't boil the water as hot as i'd like it for my tea. Can't even get a decent cuppa anymore!

Some people don't like the new logo....

 They don't have half price candy the day after Thanksgiving like they do after Christmas, Easter and Halloween.

My computer, which is many times faster than the one I thought was fast a couple of years ago, is too slow for my liking. How can I play a fantasy game about world conquest in conditions like this?

 oldslabsides wrote: 

my catnip has cat spit all over it.

 winter wrote: 
the horror!

I don't like the pattern on this Kleenex box.

 bokey wrote: 
The Boyo has the last one I built, I have no idea if it still works.

I'm working on my Dad's computer, which is really my 5th best computer(not including partials)

       I don't like working on it because it's only the 5th best.

 Manbird wrote: 



Mine put too much creamy filling in my custom-made quintuple-stuffed Oreos. My dinner party was ruined, RUINED, I tell you!

There's no good movies playing.

 winter wrote: 
Big deal! My solid silver naked lady robot ate all the chocolate chips out of my chips ahoy in the middle of the night. Not THATS a farst world problem, @bukko!