Welly wrote: 
I thought that too...

Giraffes have no voices.

 Welly wrote: 
yup. also regret, bicycle spokes and the ace of spades. 

 Welly wrote: 
no wonder I have indigestion.

 manbirdexperiment wrote: 
don't forget old telephone books, crushed ambition, bitter despair and weiner flavouring.

oldslabsides wrote:
that's just you, honey..and you're far from average

 manbirdexperiment wrote: 
ohhhh

 helenofjoy wrote: 
Have you ever seen how ground beef is made these days? Or anything else mass produced for that matter...  oomp... gug....

 manbirdexperiment wrote: 
what about toy soldiers?

 manbirdexperiment wrote: 
What the hell are animal teeth doing in there???

The upper intestine of an average human adult contains over 7 pounds of undigestible matter. This includes animal teeth and beaks, hair, pieces of claws and talons, insect casings and wings, metal, enamel, pieces of glass and other material which the stomach acids can not break down and therefore cannot be metabolized. 

 helenofjoy wrote: 
I hear you!   I have a woman on my floor that hates my cat.  she is a busy body and nasty to me even before she knew i had a cat.  I live next to the elevator and she gets paranoid that I listen to her talking to people there.  i don't.  nothing bores me more.  she accused me of watching her.   i truly never did or do.  the people in the building seem to like her.   she talks to everyone.  she knocked on my door at 12:30 at night accusing my cat of cruising the hall.   my cat never goes out in the hall unless I am with her.  we have gone for walks side by side after midnight when nobody is around, and if we hear someone we run back in. we do this maybe once a month.  she said my cat peed on the carpet.  my cat has never peed anywhere but in the bathroom.   then she got on the board!  and then it was posted that no animals should be without a leash in the halls.   then she knocked again and asked me if I saw that.  i don't like her.   one time in the laundry room she put one piece of clothing in each of the dryers after I did a wash and i couldn't dry my clothes for hours.  she is crazy!

 samiyam wrote: 
The crazy woman that lives in the building next door to me is really crazy too!  I can't keep my big mouth shut and I'm afraid she will retaliate someday for my confrontational behavior.  She's dealing meth out of her apartment, she's on every social and private program she can get, is legally disabled for a "serious mental illness," and she is cagey as a fox.  She juggles all these case workers and church people like its childs play.  I'm amazed and astounded at what she gets away with, all the while we pay for it.  She calls the ambulance at least twice a month for her many crises.  She tries to act like everybody's best friend and I'm worried she will poison my dog if I don't start playing along!  This is not merely paranoia.

The crazy woman upstairs is really crazy.

 starcloud wrote: 
I've never had want of one.

you've never had a true friend

 cookinlover wrote: 
for fully automatic function, nicorette is recommended.

You can make a working pistol using chewing gum and sawdust. If you're going for high caliber, be sure to buy Wrigley's gum.

 dionysius wrote: 
Would you say all that again in plain Ingrish?

Actually I think it is OK to Hassle the Hoff.