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islander

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Posted: Mar 10, 2011 - 9:57am

 oldslabsides wrote:


heh.  we're the government.  we can do any damn thing we please and not be held responsible for it.
 
It was like that when they seized it.
Red_Dragon

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Posted: Mar 10, 2011 - 9:46am

 DaveInVA wrote: 

heh.  we're the government.  we can do any damn thing we please and not be held responsible for it.
DaveInSaoMiguel

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Posted: Mar 10, 2011 - 8:16am

Another one......
FBI Crashes $750,000 Ferrari F50, Rejects Insurance Claim

ScottFromWyoming

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Location: Powell
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Posted: Mar 10, 2011 - 6:12am

 Proclivities wrote:

That's a rather noticeable car; I wonder where they'd take it.  I'm not sure if that's the ordinary quarry for chop-shops.  Oddly, your post is exactly one year after the last one in this thread.
 
They seem to just be joyriding.
 
I wonder why petty crimes are the theme for my birthday!
 
Proclivities

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Posted: Mar 10, 2011 - 6:06am

 ScottFromWyoming wrote:
a 2008 Lamborghini Gallardo sports car...

Celebrity chef Guy Fieri had his Lamborghini Gallardo stolen.
 

Sometime in the wee hours of Tuesday, a thief climbed up to the roof of the dealership, attached a climbing rope, and then rappelled into the showroom, investigators said.

He - or she - then cut the lock to the dealership's garage door and drove off with Fieri's car.

Considering the car can hit 60 mph in less than four seconds and is capable of topping 190 mph, investigators are presuming the getaway was quick.


 
That's a rather noticeable car; I wonder where they'd take it.  I'm not sure if that's the ordinary quarry for chop-shops.  Oddly, your post is exactly one year after the last one in this thread.

ScottFromWyoming

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Posted: Mar 10, 2011 - 5:59am

a 2008 Lamborghini Gallardo sports car...

Celebrity chef Guy Fieri had his Lamborghini Gallardo stolen.
 

Sometime in the wee hours of Tuesday, a thief climbed up to the roof of the dealership, attached a climbing rope, and then rappelled into the showroom, investigators said.

He - or she - then cut the lock to the dealership's garage door and drove off with Fieri's car.

Considering the car can hit 60 mph in less than four seconds and is capable of topping 190 mph, investigators are presuming the getaway was quick.



winter

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Posted: Mar 10, 2010 - 8:27am

 Steve wrote:

That's easy.  Winter was acting burglariously during lunch yesterday.
 


Should've had the carnitas. 
Steve

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Posted: Mar 10, 2010 - 8:26am

 Proclivities wrote:

That would be a challenging one to have in a spelling bee or to use in a sentence.

 
That's easy.  Winter was acting burglariously during lunch yesterday.

Proclivities

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Posted: Mar 10, 2010 - 8:23am

 winter wrote:

I especially like "burglariously".

 
That would be a challenging one to have in a spelling bee or to use in a sentence.


winter

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Posted: Mar 10, 2010 - 8:13am

 Proclivities wrote:
 
The words "burgle" and "burglarize" are both back-formed verbs from the noun "burglar".  As far as I could find, both words originated some time in the 1870's. 
 
I especially like "burglariously".
Proclivities

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Posted: Mar 10, 2010 - 7:43am

 hobiejoe wrote:


Burglarized?

File that under crimes against against the English language as she is spoke.

Burglars burgle. If it happens to you then you have been burgled.
I know, I know, 'tis normal usage in some countries, but it's just such an ugly word
  
The words "burgle" and "burglarize" are both back-formed verbs from the noun "burglar".  As far as I could find, both words originated some time in the 1870's. 

katzendogs

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Posted: Mar 9, 2010 - 6:25pm

 ScottFromWyoming wrote: 
I LOVE this guy!

ScottFromWyoming

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Posted: Mar 9, 2010 - 5:52pm

Rico.... Swavay.
hobiejoe

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Manbird

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Posted: May 9, 2008 - 4:08pm

hobiejoe

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Location: Still in the tunnel, looking for the light.
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Posted: May 9, 2008 - 4:06pm

Lazy8

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Posted: May 9, 2008 - 3:17pm

katzendogs

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Posted: May 9, 2008 - 2:46pm

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