Proclivities wrote:
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Middy is hooked on some expensive dog food.

Thanks, Obama!

 Antigone wrote: 
Nuff said!

 ScottFromWyoming wrote: 
If I told ya, I'd have to kill ya.

 Antigone wrote: 
Yoiks! How to make a shiv out of a plastic fork?

 ScottFromWyoming wrote: 
  I learned some new tricks in stir.

Bah!

New math.

 Sean-E-Sean wrote: 
A HA! A pragmatist!

 ScottFromWyoming wrote: 

 Proclivities wrote: 
I remember an episode of Columbo where he solves the murder because he knew by looking at the victim's shoes that someone else had tied them. The loop went backwards from what it would if a right-handed wearer tied them themselves. Turns out the killer was Antigone.

 Antigone wrote: 
I tie my shoes they way they are tied in the video, with the second loop going over the first loop instead of under it( the part where the film-maker cautions the viewer by wagging his finger); apparently many people wrap the second loop under. Some people have told me I tie my shoes in a "left-handed" style, which makes no sense really, other than that I am left-handed.

 JrzyTmata wrote: 
I tie my shoes in the strangest, most inefficient manner. Neither of my parents could figure out where I learned how to do it that way. They both swore they didn't teach me. Apparently this knot is better, more slip resistant, than a regular granny knot. I didn't think I could learn how to tie my shoes differently. I was wrong.

 JrzyTmata wrote: 
I think regular shoes have feet in them before getting tied, at least every time I've seen it.

 JrzyTmata wrote: 
Because in soviet russia the regular shoe ties you?

how is this different than regular shoe-tying?