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Philippians 4:13

“I can ignore the Supreme Court through Christ, who strengthens me.”

Psalm 119:105

“Thy word is a lamp unto my feet and a light unto my path and a flame unto my office trashcan in which I burn requests for same-sex marriage licenses.”

Matthew 28:20

“I am with you always, even unto the end of the world, even when you invoke my name and completely misunderstand the intended message of the New Testament.”

Joshua 24:15

“As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord, and ignore the voting public who elected me to this office and awarded me a salary of $80,000 per year plus a comprehensive health and dental plan, which I will continue to collect during this controversy, though I no longer perform the duties of my office.”

Romans 12:12

“Be joyful in hope, patient in affliction, faithful in prayer, obstinate in bureaucracy, discriminatory in work, and uncooperative in legal proceedings.”

Psalm 17:8

“Guard me from all evil things under the shadows of your wings, such as same-sex partners who have lived together longer and more faithfully than I have in any of my four marriages — the first marriage having fallen apart due to adultery, which I committed, resulting in twins born out of wedlock.”

Exodus 20:14

“You shalt not commit adultery, unless you commit adultery before you are born again.”

I Corinthians 13:13

“And now these four remain: faith, hope, love, and contempt of court. The greatest of these is love. Contempt of court is a close second.”

Hebrews 2:13

“I will put my trust in Him, believing He would want me to deny my neighbor equal protection under the law.”

Psalm 46:10

“Be still, and know that I am God. Be ignorant, and forget that I said more things about shellfish and foreskins than homosexuality.”