TFW you realize your office co-worker has been telling you a story for the last 5 minutes and you only tune in because the sound of it is that sort of I'm wrapping this up inflection so your primitive brain reflexively knows a response is required. 

 Steely_D wrote: 
i've been a secret admirer of this guy for a bit

and the people go hmmmm...

It's not Pen Pineapple Apple Pen...

 buddy wrote:

 

Those "Good morning" texts   

When the plate umpire needs eye drops...

borked thread dang it!

Should I order a regular breakfast burrito or a Mexi breakfast burrito?

David Rodriguez followed me on Twitter. 

 ScottFromWyoming wrote:
 

I think there's some extreme trying to assimilate going on

 ptooey wrote:
 

I was tempted to wonder whether her mom married a serviceman or something like that but then I just said, "why should she be any different from all the Germans, Irish, you-name-it who got here with the clothes on their back and immediately said "no refugees"..." 

 ptooey wrote:
 

She can't multi-task?

 ptooey wrote: 
IKR?

 Red_Dragon wrote:
 

There's definitely that. But, the level of disconnect here is really difficult for me to grok. I'm having a tough time not posting "But YOU were a refugee."

 ptooey wrote: 
I'm so sick of war. No new people to memorialize, please.

I just saw a facebook post from a gal I went to high school with stating "Too many died defending our country. I support veterans before refugees."

She's Vietnamese. Boat person. Orphaned and adopted. My brain hurts now.

 pilgrim wrote:
 
I have a cat who is a little less than one year old and she occasionally puts Lego bricks into our shoes.  I guess it's better than putting a dead mouse in there.