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Skaterella

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Location: jrzy
Gender: Female


Posted: Jul 5, 2011 - 1:56pm

 JrzyTmata wrote:

I like this part. mom couldn't be bothered to check on her before morning.
 

i liked that too.  she hears a shot gun blast & some screaming but figures, how bad could it be?
Skaterella

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Location: jrzy
Gender: Female


Posted: Jul 5, 2011 - 1:55pm

 meower wrote:
Stoopit kids:

  My name is jerry. I am 16 years old and have dark blonde
hair. NOW THAT YOU HAVE STARTED READING YOU MAY NOT STOP!! I was murdered july
14th with my fathers shotgun ........ And butcher knife. If You dont post this
on 20 other pages i will come to Your house in the middle of the night and kill
You with my fathers shotgun and butcher k........................nife. You have 5 hours to
complete this task. Dont believe me - maria marshall, pelham, texas 1998, was
showing and went to bed right after found dead the next morning. - keisha jones,
nashville, tennesee 1995, fell asleep while watching television and mother heard
gunshot and scream found laying on floor next morning. - omar wilkionsin 2002,
reading a book to go to bed and was shot and stabbed through the book after he
fell asleep. Still dont believe me? Trust me i did not want to paste this. But
it really scared me so i did it just to be sure


 

if i get murdered in a particularly gruesome fashion, i'm blaming you—cause I read this & have no intention of re-posting it!!  {#Skull}
Red_Dragon

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Location: Dumbf*ckistan


Posted: Jul 5, 2011 - 7:54am

 JrzyTmata wrote:

I like this part. mom couldn't be bothered to check on her before morning.
 

she was trying to sleep - damn kids!
JrzyTmata

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Posted: Jul 5, 2011 - 7:52am

 meower wrote:
Stoopit kids:

  My name is jerry. I am 16 years old and have dark blonde
hair. NOW THAT YOU HAVE STARTED READING YOU MAY NOT STOP!! I was murdered july
14th with my fathers shotgun ........ And butcher knife. If You dont post this
on 20 other pages i will come to Your house in the middle of the night and kill
You with my fathers shotgun and butcher k........................nife. You have 5 hours to
complete this task. Dont believe me - maria marshall, pelham, texas 1998, was
showing and went to bed right after found dead the next morning. - keisha jones,
nashville, tennesee 1995, fell asleep while watching television and mother heard
gunshot and scream found laying on floor next morning
. - omar wilkionsin 2002,
reading a book to go to bed and was shot and stabbed through the book after he
fell asleep. Still dont believe me? Trust me i did not want to paste this. But
it really scared me so i did it just to be sure


 
I like this part. mom couldn't be bothered to check on her before morning.

Red_Dragon

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Location: Dumbf*ckistan


Posted: Jul 5, 2011 - 7:42am

 meower wrote:
Stoopit kids:

  My name is jerry. I am 16 years old and have dark blonde
hair. NOW THAT YOU HAVE STARTED READING YOU MAY NOT STOP!! I was murdered july
14th with my fathers shotgun ........ And butcher knife. If You dont post this
on 20 other pages i will come to Your house in the middle of the night and kill
You with my fathers shotgun and butcher k........................nife. You have 5 hours to
complete this task. Dont believe me - maria marshall, pelham, texas 1998, was
showing and went to bed right after found dead the next morning. - keisha jones,
nashville, tennesee 1995, fell asleep while watching television and mother heard
gunshot and scream found laying on floor next morning. - omar wilkionsin 2002,
reading a book to go to bed and was shot and stabbed through the book after he
fell asleep. Still dont believe me? Trust me i did not want to paste this. But
it really scared me so i did it just to be sure


 

internet chain letter.
meower

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Location: i believe, i believe, it's silly, but I believe
Gender: Female


Posted: Jul 5, 2011 - 7:40am

Stoopit kids:

  My name is jerry. I am 16 years old and have dark blonde
hair. NOW THAT YOU HAVE STARTED READING YOU MAY NOT STOP!! I was murdered july
14th with my fathers shotgun ........ And butcher knife. If You dont post this
on 20 other pages i will come to Your house in the middle of the night and kill
You with my fathers shotgun and butcher k........................nife. You have 5 hours to
complete this task. Dont believe me - maria marshall, pelham, texas 1998, was
showing and went to bed right after found dead the next morning. - keisha jones,
nashville, tennesee 1995, fell asleep while watching television and mother heard
gunshot and scream found laying on floor next morning. - omar wilkionsin 2002,
reading a book to go to bed and was shot and stabbed through the book after he
fell asleep. Still dont believe me? Trust me i did not want to paste this. But
it really scared me so i did it just to be sure

K_Love

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Gender: Female


Posted: Jun 29, 2011 - 10:47am

From one of my friends:  Sometimes, when I am really bored, I like to go to the hardware store and run around with a screwdriver shouting, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is not a drill!"



Skaterella

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Location: jrzy
Gender: Female


Posted: Jun 23, 2011 - 11:07pm

 Alexandra wrote:
"One of my sons just asked if he could "pee out of the hotel window." Where did I go wrong? How did this happen?"

 
 

{#Roflol} Poor Tracie.

 
 
at least he  asked first...

starcloud

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Location: Geo Update: 35.568622, -121.10409 you're close enough
Gender: Male


Posted: Jun 23, 2011 - 8:24pm

blank_ "is about to give her pillow some head and her sheets some booty...lmao...goodnight fb :) "
hippiechick

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Location: topsy turvy land
Gender: Female


Posted: Jun 23, 2011 - 6:42am

 beamends wrote:

So you're not supposed to pee out of hotel windows?

Oops.
 
Just make sure there is no one standing underneath. Or is that the fun?

beamends

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Posted: Jun 23, 2011 - 6:40am

 Alexandra wrote:
"One of my sons just asked if he could "pee out of the hotel window." Where did I go wrong? How did this happen?"

 
 

{#Roflol} Poor Tracie.

 
 
So you're not supposed to pee out of hotel windows?

Oops.

hippiechick

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Location: topsy turvy land
Gender: Female


Posted: Jun 23, 2011 - 6:10am

 Alexandra wrote:
"One of my sons just asked if he could "pee out of the hotel window." Where did I go wrong? How did this happen?"

 
 

{#Roflol} Poor Tracie.

 
 
That's a boy for ya

Red_Dragon

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Location: Dumbf*ckistan


Posted: Jun 23, 2011 - 6:09am

 Alexandra wrote:
"One of my sons just asked if he could "pee out of the hotel window." Where did I go wrong? How did this happen?"

 
 

{#Roflol} Poor Tracie.

 
 

perhaps letting the kid watch jackass movies wasn't the finest example of good parenting.
Alexandra

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Location: PNW
Gender: Female


Posted: Jun 23, 2011 - 6:07am

"One of my sons just asked if he could "pee out of the hotel window." Where did I go wrong? How did this happen?"

 
 

{#Roflol} Poor Tracie.

 

Steve

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Location: Around My Corner... and Up Yours
Gender: Male


Posted: Jun 18, 2011 - 8:18am

 kysmet wrote:


 


K_Love

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Gender: Female


Posted: Jun 18, 2011 - 8:16am


Yibbyl

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Location: Gaäd only knows
Gender: Male


Posted: Jun 16, 2011 - 9:15pm

 dmax wrote:
Re-posted stuff. Lots of painful stuff.
 
I can fix that.  When's hunting season start?

Leslie

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Location: Antioch, CA
Gender: Female


Posted: Jun 16, 2011 - 8:56pm

 ScottFromWyoming wrote:
4 Hours ago:
Cut myself making Inuit hunting village diorama for daughter's 2nd grade project. Will earn Father's Day coffee in bed
 
3 Hours ago:
Our daughter's class project Inuit village sure looks a lot like the streets around Wrigley Field 
 


ScottFromWyoming

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Location: Powell
Gender: Male


Posted: Jun 16, 2011 - 8:19pm

4 Hours ago:
Cut myself making Inuit hunting village diorama for daughter's 2nd grade project. Will earn Father's Day coffee in bed
 
3 Hours ago:
Our daughter's class project Inuit village sure looks a lot like the streets around Wrigley Field 

Red_Dragon

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Location: Dumbf*ckistan


Posted: Jun 10, 2011 - 11:55am

 Manbird wrote:

Surprised
 

{#Tongue-out}
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