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Manbird

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Location: La Villa Toscana
Gender: Male

Posted: Jun 10, 2011 - 11:55am
oldslabsides wrote:

Red_Dragon

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Location: Dumbf*ckistan

Posted: Jun 10, 2011 - 11:46am
Alexandra wrote: From my friends who just had a baby 2 years ago... Tim: From the respect-your-elders department: My wife called earlier today. The conversation was brief. " We just saw someone in a chicken outfit. Hayden said, 'Daddy.'" ... Apparently, my carefully cultivated image as a fearsome authority figure has taken hold.

Alexandra

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Location: PNW
Gender: Female

Posted: Jun 10, 2011 - 11:20am
From my friends who just had a baby 2 years ago... Tim: From the respect-your-elders department: My wife called earlier today. The conversation was brief. " We just saw someone in a chicken outfit. Hayden said, 'Daddy.'" ... Apparently, my carefully cultivated image as a fearsome authority figure has taken hold.

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Posted: May 19, 2011 - 11:55am
ScottFromWyoming wrote: That gave me a cramp. I couldn't even finish reading it. The most shocking thing I read, though, was the word "college."

ScottFromWyoming

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Location: Powell
Gender: Male

Posted: May 19, 2011 - 11:37am
dmax wrote: That gave me a cramp.

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Posted: May 19, 2011 - 10:38am

Red_Dragon

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Location: Dumbf*ckistan

Posted: May 4, 2011 - 11:33am
meower wrote: My gay friend's update I walked by a girl about a block from my house a bit ago walking in the rain and crying (ladies crying in public break my heart). Me "I don't have a tissue but do you want my umbrella?" She "Are you fucking with me?" Me "Nope" She "Are you hitting one me?" Me "Nope, big fag" She "Thanks" (with a li'l smile. SO Phillly!

meower

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Location: i believe, i believe, it's silly, but I believe
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Posted: May 4, 2011 - 11:32am
My gay friend's update I walked by a girl about a block from my house a bit ago walking in the rain and crying (ladies crying in public break my heart). Me "I don't have a tissue but do you want my umbrella?" She "Are you fucking with me?" Me "Nope" She "Are you hitting one me?" Me "Nope, big fag" She "Thanks" (with a li'l smile. SO Phillly!

Alexandra

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Location: PNW
Gender: Female

Posted: May 4, 2011 - 8:59am
sirdroseph wrote: You try raising 2 young boys alone, I would say it was epic! That was my initial thought.........but then I second-guessed myself, as I'm wont to do. Thank you! She is pretty awesome. I watched her birth that first son—held her leg while she pushed, even.....that and the way she soldiered through widowhood grew me ALL KINDS of new respect for that woman.

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Location: Bastrop
Gender: Male

Posted: May 4, 2011 - 8:29am
sirdroseph wrote: You try raising 2 young boys alone, I would say it was epic! Agreed. Sounds pretty epic to me. Good for her.

sirdroseph

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Location: Not here, I tell you wat
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Posted: May 4, 2011 - 8:23am
Alexandra wrote: From one of my best friends....a widow for 4 years, today (with two young boys): I didn't think we could make it, but we did. Maybe not epic, but admirable. You try raising 2 young boys alone, I would say it was epic!

Alexandra

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Location: PNW
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Posted: May 4, 2011 - 8:17am
From one of my best friends....a widow for 4 years, today (with two young boys): I didn't think we could make it, but we did. Maybe not epic, but admirable.

Alexandra

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Location: PNW
Gender: Female

Posted: Apr 12, 2011 - 9:44am
oldslabsides wrote: I should have known. Sing it sister...sing it to the skies!

Red_Dragon

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Location: Dumbf*ckistan

Posted: Apr 12, 2011 - 9:41am
Alexandra wrote: Are you sure you haven't? Check your newsfeed! I should have known.

Alexandra

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Location: PNW
Gender: Female

Posted: Apr 12, 2011 - 9:37am
oldslabsides wrote: I should probably friend this person. Are you sure you haven't? Check your newsfeed!

cc_rider

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Location: Bastrop
Gender: Male

Posted: Apr 12, 2011 - 9:36am
oldslabsides wrote: I should probably friend this person. Yes, you should.

Red_Dragon

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Location: Dumbf*ckistan

Posted: Apr 12, 2011 - 9:32am
Alexandra wrote: Dear people downtown, Don't whistle in the elevator. It makes me want to stab you. I should probably friend this person.

Alexandra

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Location: PNW
Gender: Female

Posted: Apr 12, 2011 - 9:28am
Dear people downtown, Don't whistle in the elevator. It makes me want to stab you.

buzz

Location: up the boohai

Posted: Apr 12, 2011 - 8:12am
lily34 wrote: oh it's my fault, is it?? fine. in a word...yesitisyourfaultihaveafacebookaccount

Alexandra

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Location: PNW
Gender: Female

Posted: Apr 12, 2011 - 3:06am
There's no better way to end my day than playing in the rain with my favorite boy. (: That sounds good to me! I'd play in the rain with MY favorite boy any day. It wasn't an epic status, just a cute one.

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There's no better way to end my day than playing in the rain with my favorite boy. (: