Steely_D wrote:



The thread is worth a read:

Tariff Island penguins: hey, where did you get these?
Orcas:  Fell off a ship.

 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:

You mean OSAMA bin LADEN has them!!!!!

skeet of the day:

I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets

Today: May the 4th be with you!
Yesterday: May the farts be with you! (Bean supper). 

and the capper 

 Steely_D wrote:

That rolled over to this one... even better!

 islander wrote:

Quoth Rupert Holmes: “I know who left those smokes behind.”

 Proclivities wrote:

And have the smokes ready on the desk.

 Steely_D wrote:
I guess since Johnny knew that Sammy was going to be a guest, he figured he'd have to wear something more garish than what Sammy would wear.

I was so lucky to have caught a show with Steve at his peak. John Sebastian opened. Those were, indeed, The Days.

 Steely_D wrote: 
I'll always remember his HBO special where he deadpanned "People always ask me, Steve, how can you be so fucking funny?" and brought the house down. Carson's jacket is a sight to behold. A Dolly Parton special.

 Steely_D wrote:

Steve was THE standup comic by 1980. I think that's when the record of his Hollywood Bowl performances came out—huge hit. People were begging him not to make movies because they thought he couldn't carry a feature-length film. Robin Williams's movie career was a disappointment at first, after his standup success...

I'm guessing Johnny lost a bet. 

These were special times. (And WTF Johnny's jacket?) 

https://www.instagram.com/reel...

I admit to laughing out loud a bit too loud. 

 GeneP59 wrote:
The other lady

 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:

Wouldn’t she be the Third Lady?   

 miamizsun wrote:
i'm serious! (funny, not funny)

Fox & Friends this morning described Melania Trump as the "Second Lady"

oops