I didn't listen to the audio of that.  What genius threw the stick at it - her or someone else?

I didn't listen to the audio of that.  What genius threw the stick at it - her or someone else?

Yep.  I was trying to post 'em here.  But guess what?  Sometimes the embed button is not there when you access the video using the official channel but if you go to the video's direct url the bells and whistles are gone and you get the generic format and THE EMBED BUTTON IS BACK.  This is crazy.  I am too old to be figuring this stuff out.  I want to push a button.  And I want that button to be in the same place every time.  I want it to look the same and I want it to function the same.  And if your mind just went to the gutter we might be friends.

You can still link to them on FB or anywhere else... They will show up on FB. 

I'll take STD's for $800 Alex.

You are wise like the old mountain trout and fruitful as the ancient goat in the Legend of Flibberty Jib. 

That's apparently where the legend of the spotted dick comes from...

That's apparently where the legend of the spotted dick comes from...

Don't tell me you were looking at Kris Sharkart?

I was wearing mine at Reinstock.

So, that gave you 20/10 out of the right?

Yesterday I went to put my contacts in for the first time in a week or so. After a couple of stabs, I got the first one in, then the second one went pretty well too. I blinked a couple of times and walked out of the bathroom and WOW everything was fuzzy. Close one eye then the other and everything's all weird. I thought maybe I put them in upside down and/or swapped L/R so I went in to take them out and try again. I got the one out of my right eye, but after 15 minutes of jabbing my left eye I couldn't get that one to move. My vision was a little blurry so I figured it was shoved off to the side or ...after a while I decided I must have dropped it trying to put it in or something: there was no lens in there. So I went to the eye doc to get more lenses and put them in my pocket for later since I was pretty much done jabbing myself in the eye for the day, I'd just do without for a while.
 
Went downtown last night and realized I could see fine out of my right eye, able to read movie posters across the street etc. So that means yesterday morning, I had put both contacts in my right eye at the same time.

Oh, the Stupidity!

So, that gave you 20/10 out of the right?

If I have to sell my car, the first thing I'm going to do is steal the catalytic converter off the exhaust system so I can sell it for the platinum in it.

I used to live in Phoenix AZ and I owned a 1980 TVR 2500M that passed emissions but they still wouldn't let me register it because it had NO smog equipment at all and they all came from the factory that way. Even without the equipment it passed with flying colors but I was still never able to get it registered and had to sell it.