Yeah, I read about that. The headlines are almost like a randomized assortment of nouns and verbs - like a story written after playing a round of Mad Libs. Apparently those "celebratory cannons" are pretty common at "gender-reveal" baby showers though. Alrighty then....
Yesterday, RP's kaupmees shared this link to Radio Free Europe's "The Pompeo Challenge," where you try to guess which country is Ukraine... I took the quiz and missed two, Romania and Turkmenistan. So I took it again to see if I learned anything and missed Turkmenistan again. I said "I guess I don't know squat about Turkmenistan" and went and looked for some videos and the wiki page etc.
So fast forward to today, and I'm up ski patrolling and get a call about someone on the beginner hill who's injured and it's an international student at the local college from... Turkmenistan.
And when I told Justine, she says "oh that's Galena; she's wearing ski pants we gave her."
Yesterday, RP's kaupmees shared this link to Radio Free Europe's "The Pompeo Challenge," where you try to guess which country is Ukraine... I took the quiz and missed two, Romania and Turkmenistan. So I took it again to see if I learned anything and missed Turkmenistan again. I said "I guess I don't know squat about Turkmenistan" and went and looked for some videos and the wiki page etc.
So fast forward to today, and I'm up ski patrolling and get a call about someone on the beginner hill who's injured and it's an international student at the local college from... Turkmenistan.
And when I told Justine, she says "oh that's Galena; she's wearing ski pants we gave her."
Did you set that leg good and straight? Wouldn't want her to have a hitch in her gitalong permanent like.
Yesterday, RP's kaupmees shared this link to Radio Free Europe's "The Pompeo Challenge," where you try to guess which country is Ukraine... I took the quiz and missed two, Romania and Turkmenistan. So I took it again to see if I learned anything and missed Turkmenistan again. I said "I guess I don't know squat about Turkmenistan" and went and looked for some videos and the wiki page etc.
So fast forward to today, and I'm up ski patrolling and get a call about someone on the beginner hill who's injured and it's an international student at the local college from... Turkmenistan.
And when I told Justine, she says "oh that's Galena; she's wearing ski pants we gave her."
Yesterday, RP's kaupmees shared this link to Radio Free Europe's "The Pompeo Challenge," where you try to guess which country is Ukraine... I took the quiz and missed two, Romania and Turkmenistan. So I took it again to see if I learned anything and missed Turkmenistan again. I said "I guess I don't know squat about Turkmenistan" and went and looked for some videos and the wiki page etc.
So fast forward to today, and I'm up ski patrolling and get a call about someone on the beginner hill who's injured and it's an international student at the local college from... Turkmenistan.
And when I told Justine, she says "oh that's Galena; she's wearing ski pants we gave her."
Posted: 11:04 AM, November 06, 2019Updated: 11:04 AM, November 06, 2019
BOYNTON BEACH, Fla. - Finally, after decades of false sightings and grand hoaxes from all over the world, Bigfoot has been sighted in South Florida... but now he's missing.
The Boynton Beach Police Department sent out an urgent tweet Wednesday asking for the public's help in finding Bigfoot.
Yes, Bigfoot.
Someone, or some group, stole a massive 8-foot, 300-pound Bigfoot statue from in front of a local mattress store.
Police say the Bigfoot statue in front of Mattress Monsterz was swiped last month.
Anyone with information on the whereabouts of Bigfoot is urged to call Det. Danielle Whitefield at 561-732-8116 or Crime Stoppers at 800-458-TIPS.