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gnomad
Location: Off to find me-self!
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Dec 25, 2009 - 7:12pm |
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Now this is what I was talking about. All I have to do is find some RPeeps I can con charm into taking me in. No more snow! No more cold! No more goofy cousins! No more mflblfx'n reindeer!
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triskele
Location: The Dragons' Roost
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Dec 24, 2009 - 12:44pm |
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oldslabsides wrote:Right out in public in front of FSM and everyone! i know..what an ass hat....
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Red_Dragon
Location: Dumbf*ckistan
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Dec 24, 2009 - 12:38pm |
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triskele wrote: serves him right, after what he did to that pig during our vacation last july!!
Right out in public in front of FSM and everyone!
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triskele
Location: The Dragons' Roost
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Dec 24, 2009 - 12:29pm |
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oldslabsides wrote: bwahahaha
serves him right, after what he did to that pig during our vacation last july!!
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Red_Dragon
Location: Dumbf*ckistan
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Dec 24, 2009 - 12:07pm |
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gnomad wrote:Mflblfx'n Reindeer . . . bwahahaha
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MrsHobieJoe
Location: somewhere in Europe Gender:
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Dec 24, 2009 - 11:52am |
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hobiejoe wrote: You won't get away from us this time, bauble-butt. We've got The Man on your case Excellent site. It went down really well with the kids especially the little video clips. The squeaky 3 year old is shouting: I CAN DEE FAHDER KRISTMUS, I CAN DEE FAHDER KRISTMUS, I CAN DEE FAHDER KRISTMUS, etc etc
His geography geek mother is explaining- now that's China, and that's central Asia, ooh look he's gone to the International Space Station, yes Russia is a very big country so lots of stops there..
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ptooey
Location: right behind you. no, over there. Gender:
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Dec 24, 2009 - 11:25am |
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miamizsun
Location: (3283.1 Miles SE of RP) Gender:
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Dec 24, 2009 - 11:22am |
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hobiejoe wrote: You won't get away from us this time, bauble-butt. We've got The Man on your case that's a great site. beach gnome update: he's getting totally whacked at the Kon Tiki
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gnomad
Location: Off to find me-self!
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Posted:
Dec 24, 2009 - 11:10am |
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Mflblfx'n Reindeer . . .
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gnomad
Location: Off to find me-self!
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Dec 24, 2009 - 11:02am |
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Yay! We're off the ground! Wow, this thing really flies.
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hobiejoe
Location: Still in the tunnel, looking for the light. Gender:
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Dec 24, 2009 - 10:54am |
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gnomad wrote:Now that's what I'm looking for. But that's not me. I've made it as far as the sack, but we're still parked outside the workshop while the old guy fumes about "schedules." Seems that there's a problem with the lead reindeer's headlight and the electrician elf is looking for a new fuse. He says we'll be on the way soon. You won't get away from us this time, bauble-butt. We've got The Man on your case
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gnomad
Location: Off to find me-self!
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Dec 24, 2009 - 10:43am |
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miamizsun wrote:the following day.... I just grabbed this shot - incognito - with my mobile. Could it be? Now that's what I'm looking for. But that's not me. I've made it as far as the sack, but we're still parked outside the workshop while the old guy fumes about "schedules." Seems that there's a problem with the lead reindeer's headlight and the electrician elf is looking for a new fuse. He says we'll be on the way soon.
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ptooey
Location: right behind you. no, over there. Gender:
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Dec 24, 2009 - 7:38am |
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gnomad wrote:
Anyway, I have a plan. Seems the old guy is taking the sack on some sort of business trip tomorrow night (don't need that, don't have anything but night here) and I'm going to stow away in that sack and find me a place where the sun shines. And those Peeps who sent me here can take their "best interests" and put them where the sun doesn't shine. I'll keep you posted and try to post some pictures when I get out of here.
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DoctorSeagull
Location: Seabreez Motel, Rm 11 Gender:
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Dec 24, 2009 - 7:34am |
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miamizsun wrote:the following day.... I just grabbed this shot - incognito - with my mobile. Could it be? Dearest Phrends, The Doctor's wives are moaning that their sweet lil' gnome babboo hasn't come by in ages... They're awaiting his visit and hiding bottles of gin for his upcoming nocturne. Sincerely, Doctor Seagull
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miamizsun
Location: (3283.1 Miles SE of RP) Gender:
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Dec 24, 2009 - 7:25am |
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gnomad wrote:Cold. Cold, I say. I haven't been this blfx'n cold in my entire life. Thanks to those well meaning RPeeps I was last with who thought it might improve my disposition and be in my general best interests if I spent some time with family. Yeah, they're family, all right, cousins I've tried to avoid since that episode when my "strange uncle" and his idiot wife tried to sell me to a landscape contractor.
Yeah it's cold here - and sorta dark, too. Every day, just when I think the sun is about to come up, it sets again. My cousins work for this strange old guy who dresses funny and runs some sort of toy business. Wholesale I guess, 'cause I never see any customers. He has this big, red sack that the cousins are supposed to have filled by tomorrow night, and he has them working night and day . . . well, all night, anyway, since there don't seem to be any days here. They've been trying to get me to help. Heh! Don't know me very well, do they?
Anyway, I have a plan. Seems the old guy is taking the sack on some sort of business trip tomorrow night (don't need that, don't have anything but night here) and I'm going to stow away in that sack and find me a place where the sun shines. And those Peeps who sent me here can take their "best interests" and put them where the sun doesn't shine. I'll keep you posted and try to post some pictures when I get out of here.
the following day.... I just grabbed this shot - incognito - with my mobile. Could it be?
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(former member)
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Posted:
Dec 24, 2009 - 4:37am |
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Pyro wrote: Can't wait to hear about your next drunken, er adventure.
All that money on rehab and he's still a sniveling beyotch. Sigh.
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Pyro
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Dec 23, 2009 - 9:01pm |
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gnomad wrote:Cold. Cold, I say. I haven't been this blfx'n cold in my entire life. Thanks to those well meaning RPeeps I was last with who thought it might improve my disposition and be in my general best interests if I spent some time with family. Yeah, they're family, all right, cousins I've tried to avoid since that episode when my "strange uncle" and his idiot wife tried to sell me to a landscape contractor.
Yeah it's cold here - and sorta dark, too. Every day, just when I think the sun is about to come up, it sets again. My cousins work for this strange old guy who dresses funny and runs some sort of toy business. Wholesale I guess, 'cause I never see any customers. He has this big, red sack that the cousins are supposed to have filled by tomorrow night, and he has them working night and day . . . well, all night, anyway, since there don't seem to be any days here. They've been trying to get me to help. Heh! Don't know me very well, do they?
Anyway, I have a plan. Seems the old guy is taking the sack on some sort of business trip tomorrow night (don't need that, don't have anything but night here) and I'm going to stow away in that sack and find me a place where the sun shines. And those Peeps who sent me here can take their "best interests" and put them where the sun doesn't shine. I'll keep you posted and try to post some pictures when I get out of here.
Can't wait to hear about your next drunken, er adventure.
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gnomad
Location: Off to find me-self!
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Posted:
Dec 23, 2009 - 8:57pm |
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Cold. Cold, I say. I haven't been this blfx'n cold in my entire life. Thanks to those well meaning RPeeps I was last with who thought it might improve my disposition and be in my general best interests if I spent some time with family. Yeah, they're family, all right, cousins I've tried to avoid since that episode when my "strange uncle" and his idiot wife tried to sell me to a landscape contractor.
Yeah it's cold here - and sorta dark, too. Every day, just when I think the sun is about to come up, it sets again. My cousins work for this strange old guy who dresses funny and runs some sort of toy business. Wholesale I guess, 'cause I never see any customers. He has this big, red sack that the cousins are supposed to have filled by tomorrow night, and he has them working night and day . . . well, all night, anyway, since there don't seem to be any days here. They've been trying to get me to help. Heh! Don't know me very well, do they?
Anyway, I have a plan. Seems the old guy is taking the sack on some sort of business trip tomorrow night (don't need that, don't have anything but night here) and I'm going to stow away in that sack and find me a place where the sun shines. And those Peeps who sent me here can take their "best interests" and put them where the sun doesn't shine. I'll keep you posted and try to post some pictures when I get out of here.
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winter
Location: in exile, as always Gender:
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Posted:
Jul 20, 2009 - 10:36pm |
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onlylynne wrote: Meatspace may have been coined by Winter. I suppose the correct term is IRL. I think that one's William Gibson's.
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onlylynne
Location: On a bluff near the Missouri River Gender:
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Jul 20, 2009 - 9:50pm |
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mindless wrote:Never quite heard it phrased like that before But yes, once. Then he's had the good sense not to invite me again! Meatspace may have been coined by Winter. I suppose the correct term is IRL.
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