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Posted: Oct 10, 2012 - 10:30am

 aflanigan wrote:

On Family Guy's "All I Really Want For Christmas" episode, Peter pursues an old lady through the shopping mall to try and snatch back the last remaining pair of bug earrings he was supposed to buy from her.  She hops on an escalator, and Peter hops on after her, waiting patiently on the step until the escalator gets to the top.

 

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Posted: Oct 10, 2012 - 10:26am

 kysmet wrote:


 
On Family Guy's "All I Really Want For Christmas" episode, Peter pursues an old lady through the shopping mall to try and snatch back the last remaining pair of bug earrings he was supposed to buy from her.  She hops on an escalator, and Peter hops on after her, waiting patiently on the step until the escalator gets to the top.
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Posted: Oct 10, 2012 - 10:15am


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Posted: Sep 6, 2012 - 7:51am

 Proclivities wrote:

I think Mars only has daughters....?
 

 

{#Lol}
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Posted: Sep 6, 2012 - 7:49am

 2cats wrote:

{#Roflol} This isn't surprising.

 
I think Mars only has daughters....?
 
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Posted: Sep 6, 2012 - 7:48am

 kysmet wrote:


 

That is funny, but another thought that may be the most fascinating picture I have ever seen if you really consider just exactly what it is.{#Clap}
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Posted: Sep 6, 2012 - 7:37am

 kysmet wrote:


 
{#Yes}{#Roflol}
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Posted: Sep 6, 2012 - 7:32am

 kysmet wrote:


 
{#Roflol} This isn't surprising.
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Posted: Sep 6, 2012 - 7:22am


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Posted: Apr 17, 2012 - 10:38am

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The point of acting as a security guard is so that you can have a moment of their time, to risk your security by reading to them from your poetry, which is about security or insecurity. 
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Posted: Dec 21, 2011 - 5:50pm

 swell_sailor wrote:

I'd probably just walk across, and breathe the whole way. 

 
Anyone can do that. Well, anyone with legs.

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Posted: Dec 21, 2011 - 5:48pm

 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:

I can hold my breath and swim to the other side of either one.
 
I'd probably just walk across, and breathe the whole way. 
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Posted: Dec 21, 2011 - 5:46pm

 Manbird wrote:

american football or australian rules football? 
 
I can hold my breath and swim to the other side of either one.

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Posted: Dec 21, 2011 - 5:43pm

 swell_sailor wrote:

How wide is a football field?  
 
american football or australian rules football? 

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Posted: Dec 21, 2011 - 5:39pm

 Manbird wrote:
A reporter on the local news: "This airplane has a wingspan of 250 feet - that's over 3 football fields!" 
 
KRON - Shame on you.  


 
How wide is a football field?  
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Posted: Dec 21, 2011 - 5:21pm

A reporter on the local news: "This airplane has a wingspan of 250 feet - that's over 3 football fields!" 
 
KRON - Shame on you.  



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Posted: Aug 25, 2010 - 7:19pm

 oldviolin wrote:

I must confess...I cannot tell a lie...you so funny
 
is that when you swore you could never fly nor make any honey?

(omg did i really come up with that)

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Posted: Aug 25, 2010 - 7:17pm

 muzik wrote:

well it was, but i couldn't just let the statement go...
 
I must confess...I cannot tell a lie...you so funny

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Posted: Aug 25, 2010 - 7:15pm

 oldviolin wrote:


I thought it was a take on buddy's Av. I musta got lost...

 
well it was, but i couldn't just let the statement go...

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Posted: Aug 25, 2010 - 7:12pm

 oldviolin wrote:


I thought it was a take on buddy's Av. I musta got lost...

 
Thought so... was just lookin' for you in the other thread.

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